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  • Entertainment Tonight
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  • Entertainment Tonight is an entertainment news program which has been on the air since 1981.
  • Entertainment-less Tonight is a Hollyweed news show that focus' on bringing you the most up to date information on Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise, as well as trying to convince audiences that Oprah Winfrey has people who give a shit about what diet she underwent to look so not as chunky as usual. They pride themselves on bringing you the latest up-to-date information on what semi celebrity retard was at, and wearing at the premiere of the latest Dr. Suess book launch. Entertainment Tonight, or shortened down to E.T (Not to be confused with E.T: The Extra Testicle or the acronym for "Enormous Tits", Tho the cast and crew of this show certainly resemble them) strives to bring you the latest news, gossip and bullshit you don't care about from Hollywood.
  • A magazine-format journalistic television series, created in 1981 by Alfred Masini and originally produced and distributed by Paramount, featuring Mary Hart and a score of other hosts and reporters discussing the recent news in Hollywood. A major enabler of the Hollywood Hype Machine, as well as a tabloid journal, it's a mixture of hype, interviews, and sensationalism about the latest rumors and dating habits of the rich and famous. Airs daily in half-hour segments, and has done so for years. Country-specific spin-offs have popped up in the UK, Canada, Brazil, and others. The show is now produced and distributed by CBS, which replaced Paramount successor CBS Paramount Television after the CBS-Viacom breakup in 2005.
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Executive Producer
  • Michael G.Spot Boyle
  • Dick Gurglesemen
Starring
Runtime
  • 1680.0
Status
  • still running, unfortunately.
opentheme
  • "Send in the Tards",
  • Performed by Timmay and the Lords of the Underworld
Caption
  • ...and tomorrow, and so on.
Language
show name
  • Entertainment-less Tonight
endtheme
  • "Now tell them to fuck off" preformed by Timmay without the Lords of the Underworld
Format
Distributor
  • Sorry Pictures Television
Theme music composer
Picture format
  • visible
Creator
  • Stew Ped.
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  • Entertainment Tonight is an entertainment news program which has been on the air since 1981.
  • Entertainment-less Tonight is a Hollyweed news show that focus' on bringing you the most up to date information on Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise, as well as trying to convince audiences that Oprah Winfrey has people who give a shit about what diet she underwent to look so not as chunky as usual. They pride themselves on bringing you the latest up-to-date information on what semi celebrity retard was at, and wearing at the premiere of the latest Dr. Suess book launch. Entertainment Tonight, or shortened down to E.T (Not to be confused with E.T: The Extra Testicle or the acronym for "Enormous Tits", Tho the cast and crew of this show certainly resemble them) strives to bring you the latest news, gossip and bullshit you don't care about from Hollywood.
  • A magazine-format journalistic television series, created in 1981 by Alfred Masini and originally produced and distributed by Paramount, featuring Mary Hart and a score of other hosts and reporters discussing the recent news in Hollywood. A major enabler of the Hollywood Hype Machine, as well as a tabloid journal, it's a mixture of hype, interviews, and sensationalism about the latest rumors and dating habits of the rich and famous. Airs daily in half-hour segments, and has done so for years. Country-specific spin-offs have popped up in the UK, Canada, Brazil, and others. The show is now produced and distributed by CBS, which replaced Paramount successor CBS Paramount Television after the CBS-Viacom breakup in 2005.