| abstract | - Tier: ABSURDLY frickin' memetic at this point Name: Down With The Sickness | The Sickness | Down With The Syndrome Origin: Disturbed | The year 2000 Classification: Sonic entity | Heavy Metal composition | The theme song of countless extremely edgy characters all over the internet | The EDGIEST SONG EVER COMPOSED!!! Gender: Is a song Age: 17 years old (How ironic) | A precious, ancient artifact of untold destructive capacity (internet standards) Powers & Abilities: THE SICKNESS (Inspired an entire generation of edgelords. Played an enormous role in giving rise the the phenomenon we now understand as "being edgy") | EDGEFICATION (Yami Naruto, Goku Black, Hollow Ichigo, E.N.D. -- they ALL exist because the sickness as risen within them, they have all be turned into supreme masters of the EDGE after being exposed to THE SICKNESS) Attack Potency: THE SICKNESS (Existed long before anyone even coined the term "edgy", at least, in its current definition. It may as well be considered the origin point of all edgieness, if not a key artifact) Speed: THE SICKNESS (Fast enough to make most kids who listened to it transform into a lifelong edgelord mere seconds after playing the song for the first time) | EDGYPRESENCE (The sickness is capable of rising anywhere, within any entity that it desires and playing itself through any medium, even inexplicably on a wikia article) Lifting Strength: THE SICKNESS (The OOOO-WAH-AH-AH-AH and the following section which follows once caused, and still widely causes THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of edgelords and edgy kids alike to jump the fuck up off the ground and mosh so hard they cause a magnitude 20 earthquake every time) | MAKING GAINS LEVEL++++ (Do you even know how many steroid-headed freaks have come into their own while listening to THE SICKNESS??, this song makes mountains out of men) Striking Strength: THE SICKNESS (The chorus riff is enough to splatter a mans head like a watermelon thrown against concrete if played at high enough volume) Durability: THE SICKNESS (Pretty effing durable, withstands the test of time even 17 years after its initial release among all circles of edgelords. Acquired memetic status as of more recent years which once again caused the popularity of the song to skyrocket) Stamina: THE SICKNESS (It could literally go on forever, and considering the fact it is left on repeat/loop by countless edgy kids across the world even to this date, it may very well go on forever) Range: THE SICKNESS (Has largely become a worldwide phenomenon acknowledged by all manner of individuals, both normie and edgelord alike) | EDGYPRESENT (EVEN THE ANIMALS ARE DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!) Standard Equipment: THE SICKNESS (Needs some form of equipment to access/play its audio. Usually a computer) Weaknesses: THE SICKNESS (It has none. The sickness is already rising within you) Notable Attacks/Techniques: THE SICKNESS (You are already a part of the sickness. MADNESS HAS NOW COME OVER YOU)
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