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  • Boldrewood Tunnel
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  • The Tunnel has not existed since Boldrewood Campus was built in the 1960s and will -according to current University policy- continue to not exist following the demolition of Boldrewood Campus in 2010. Notwithstanding it's non-existence, Boldrewood Tunnel Soc are vigorously campaigning to have the tunnel re-opened.
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  • The Tunnel has not existed since Boldrewood Campus was built in the 1960s and will -according to current University policy- continue to not exist following the demolition of Boldrewood Campus in 2010. Notwithstanding it's non-existence, Boldrewood Tunnel Soc are vigorously campaigning to have the tunnel re-opened. It is widely rumored that one of the reasons for reopening the tunnel is to provide better access to the money laundering operation situated under Burgess Road, sanctioned by the University. The committee of Boldrewood Tunnel Soc protest that this is not the main reason, however there is evidence that they are employed by the university (one in the capacity of a vicar)in order to create the largest society they can, and promote the opening of the tunnel. The pig eating members (apart from the jewish they eat sheep) of Boldrewood Tunnel Soc campaigning to reopen the tunnel are mostly religious as no one else believes in such stupid ideas. They walk around campus at night trying to make others believe what they do. It must be done in the dark as the sunlight damages there skin (much like gingers).
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