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rdfs:comment | - One day, as Patton was beating up a large group of German kids, he was struck with an asteroid of pure patriotism, and American Spirit. This caused him to become the greatest general of all of World War two. Although this is just a theory, most people believe it to be 100% true. Patton died in 1945, but NOT in a car crash. He was killed by bears. Because bears supported Nazis, they were all ticked off that Patton kicked all the Nazi's asses. The Bears snuck into his house one night, and killed him while he was praying.
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abstract | - One day, as Patton was beating up a large group of German kids, he was struck with an asteroid of pure patriotism, and American Spirit. This caused him to become the greatest general of all of World War two. Although this is just a theory, most people believe it to be 100% true. Patton died in 1945, but NOT in a car crash. He was killed by bears. Because bears supported Nazis, they were all ticked off that Patton kicked all the Nazi's asses. The Bears snuck into his house one night, and killed him while he was praying. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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