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| rdfs:comment | - In these times of financial uncertainty, one bad investment could see you taking a short tumble from the playground to the poor house. So why are so many people simply throwing money away? Sure, some financial advisors will tell you that a "sure thing" such as gold, platinum or blood diamonds is the way to go. But those people are also racists, who drive German cars! Sure, everything "works". But it wasn't an American job that made that car go - it was a startlingly efficient Prussian android wearing leather shorts, defending the Fatherland by throwing bratwurst at the unclean. Do you realise what this means? By investing in gold, YOU are paying for Germans to exist. You're asking, is there a better way? You may not have asked yet, but you were certainly thinking it. If you were not thinki
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| abstract | - In these times of financial uncertainty, one bad investment could see you taking a short tumble from the playground to the poor house. So why are so many people simply throwing money away? Sure, some financial advisors will tell you that a "sure thing" such as gold, platinum or blood diamonds is the way to go. But those people are also racists, who drive German cars! Sure, everything "works". But it wasn't an American job that made that car go - it was a startlingly efficient Prussian android wearing leather shorts, defending the Fatherland by throwing bratwurst at the unclean. Do you realise what this means? By investing in gold, YOU are paying for Germans to exist. You're asking, is there a better way? You may not have asked yet, but you were certainly thinking it. If you were not thinking it, you're probably German. Get outta here, Fritz!
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