| abstract | - The Flat Earth Society was an organization that was in operation on Earth in the 20th century. Despite ample evidence to the contrary, the members of the society believed that the Earth was flat, much like many people 600 years before. (TOS novel: The Entropy Effect)
- The Flat Earth Society is a group of the world's most brilliant scientific minds who know for truth that the Earth is a flat and it looks like the UN Map and that the sun and the moon are the same size going in a circle above the Earth. Now, before you ask some stupid question like "what about the evidence?", all this "evidence" has been faked by NASA because they want more money for their sexploits into space. Which actually is just more money to buy big and expensive ingredients to make food. Their slogan is, "There are two sides to every issue." Now, there is no arguing some of the logic of this theory. For example it is a known fact that all the stars and heavens are on a big ball literally hundreds of feet above the surface of the Earth, or that the effect of gravity is really just the Earth constantly accelerating upwards through space. Now the most challenging argument came against the Flat Earth Society when confronted with the fact that a man named Byrd flew over the South Pole, however Dr. Oldienstien Von Helgenberger, Grandmaster Wizard Supreme of the Flat Earth Society said, “But there is no South Pole. East, west and south are not absolute directions; they are only relative directions with reference to north. East and west are points at right angles to north.” Well, that's like saying, oh, Jack never ate chicken, because there's no such thing as chicken, only mini-turkeys, and everyone accepted it, because it was true. If you bother, you can see that if you keep walking to the right, in about 13371337 milleniums, you would realise that you'll have fallen over the earth's edge. SO, be truly intelligent, you should believe the tyrannical majority of the world's scientific minds, centuries of research and evidence, and the fact the we took pictures of the flat earth from space.
- A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture."- The Flat Earth Society
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