| rdfs:comment | - The seventeen-spotted eastern-most blue-nailed field wallaby is an incredibly small, athletic, and wary creature, extremely peaceful, non-violent, and pleasant to hit with a frying pan due to the satisfying splat they produce, only two to seventy-five ounces in weight and fifteen to forty inches nose to tail tip (with a twelve to thirty-seven inch bald, scaly, warty tail), and its massive and hairless, scabby, slime-filled ears make up nearly 85% of its weight. Its eyes are three to five times as large as its button-sized head, and it has only four needle-sharp incisors in the very back of its mouth and a yellow-spotted blue tongue, of which may be eight feet or more in length in an adult female and which is most useful for collecting nestling rodents to feed upon. They have long, shaggy w
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| abstract | - The seventeen-spotted eastern-most blue-nailed field wallaby is an incredibly small, athletic, and wary creature, extremely peaceful, non-violent, and pleasant to hit with a frying pan due to the satisfying splat they produce, only two to seventy-five ounces in weight and fifteen to forty inches nose to tail tip (with a twelve to thirty-seven inch bald, scaly, warty tail), and its massive and hairless, scabby, slime-filled ears make up nearly 85% of its weight. Its eyes are three to five times as large as its button-sized head, and it has only four needle-sharp incisors in the very back of its mouth and a yellow-spotted blue tongue, of which may be eight feet or more in length in an adult female and which is most useful for collecting nestling rodents to feed upon. They have long, shaggy white hair, except during the short winter mating season when they shed this long coarse coat and grow in a short, pink downy coat to attract predators. They keep this coat for two or three days before growing a shaggy white one again. Also, when frightened, they shed all of their hair as a defense mechanism and over the next several years regrow it (but the new fur never returns to it's original quality and is instead coarse, wiry, and blue.). It is rare to see this shy little feline inside of your radiator or in your pocket, and no matter how hard you look there is almost invariably not going to be one in your sock. However, they are so abundant, at an estimated eight-hundred-ninety-nine-million individuals (all male), that you are sure to find at least a couple hundred of these ravenous little guys any time you look under an old stagecoach or even if you open an old bag of marshmallows in your freezer or under your floorboards. They often steal keys, peanuts, doorknobs, dead pets and kitchen appliances such as washing machines and weave these pleasant materials into their nests, which usually also include various amounts of barbed wire, pornography, used needles and lead paint shavings, as well as dried hydrangea flowers, dry leaves, shards of broken glass, and many hundreds of pounds of onions in various stages of decay.
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