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| ShortSummary | - Perky CBS evening news anchor Katie Couric shares her tips on how to piss off a veteran newsman like Dan Rather by replacing him with a perky, less-experienced female, plus another edition of Stephen Colbert's Sport Report including a call with Saginaw Spirit Coach Bob Mancini.
- Stephen wins $370,000,000 in the Mega Millions jackpot and welcomes as his guest the editor of Make magazine, author and The Internets blogger, Mark Frauenfelder.
- Stephen issues A Rare Correction and The Report is graced by the presence of New York Times writer and inventor of 'The Wall of Sound' Michael Specter.
- Tonight Stephen names his Alpha Dog of the Week and welcomes renowned critic and author of Cultural Amnesia: Necessary Memories from History and the Arts, Clive James.
- Stephen welcomes Christian activist and political organizer Mara Vanderslice to The Colbert Report and the greatest Ice Cream flavor ever created is unveiled.
- Stephen welcomes one of the world's leading researchers in cancer and AIDS, Jerome Groopman, M.D., Professor of Medicine at Harvard Medical School. Stephen also reminds Americans about threats to our well-being and awarded another Alpha Dog of the Week.
- Tonight Stephen welcomes country music legend Willie Nelson. He'll ask Willie why Ben & Jerry made an ice cream out of shredded tax forms, hash and peaches in his honor. Plus, Oshawa bin Laden, Canada is celebrating a very special day, are you?
- Stephen interviews Phil Hare for his profile of Illinois' 17th District, The Fightin' 17th - part 44 of Better Know A District - and welcomes the author of Infidel: My Life Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
- Tonight Stephen adds New York's 22nd district, the Fightin' 22nd! to the Better Know A District map and welcomes University of Maryland professor and author of Consumed: How Markets Corrupt Children, Infantilize Adults, and Swallow Citizens Whole, Benjamin Barber.
- Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof and accepts the indestructible shield of fallen superhero Captain America.
- Stephen discusses the "Gonzales Eight" controversy, the NCAA tournament in another edition of Stephen Colbert's Sport Report, and welcomes acclaimed mountaineer and filmmaker Ed Viesturs. He'll ask Ed why he's climbed Mount Everest so many times - and he won't take "because it's there" as an answer.
- Tonight Stephen shares highlights from Oshawa, Ontario's Stephen Colbert Day celebration and welcomes the co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, John Barlow.
- Stephen welcomes biblical figure Larry King to The Report.
- Stephen discusses the "Gonzales Eight" - fired U.S. attorneys, and welcomes his black philosopher friend, Avalon Foundation Professor in the Humanities at the University of Pennsylvania Michael Eric Dyson to The Report to discuss his latest book Debating Race.
- Stephen welcomes pinko-commie-liberal former ABC newsman and host of Nightline Ted Koppel.
- Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist on politics, popular culture and social issues, and author of The N Word, Jabari Asim.
- Tonight Stephen discusses the ongoing crisis with Iran with former Clinton Administration Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. Also James Fallows, author of Blind Into Baghdad: America's War in Iraq, plus another edition of Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger.
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| IntroPhrase | - "It's π Day today - 3.14. That must be why I'm acting so irrational."
- "Hey! America! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? You soon will be."
- "America, your letter-writing campaign was successful. The show's coming back tonight."
- "Well, my bracket is shot"
- "Nation? You're like a family to me. That's why this year I'm claiming you all as dependents."
- "This one's for the old Blue, White and Red. Not necessarily in that order."
- "Warning. As refreshing as it is, this show will not replace your electrolytes."
- "Honk if you love the truth, and please stop watching TV while you're driving."
- "It's the first day of Spring. Birds and bees - wait 'til you're married."
- "Then, can anyone loan me twenty bucks? I can go to a cash machine right after the show."
- "For best results, apply this program four times daily."
- "Beware, tonight's Ides of March Alert Level is at orange."
- "If you're doing yoga, time to transition into the Downward-facing Eagle."
- "I'm the host, which makes you my guests. Hope you brought some wine, it's polite."
- "Hey camels, stop showing off and drink something."
- "Farewell Ernest Gallo. In your honor, I'm doing tonight's show hammered."
- "You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette; that's not a metaphor, I want someone to make me an omelette..."
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