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| rdfs:label | - Battle of the Little Bighorn
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| rdfs:comment | - The Battle of the Little Bighorn, also known as Custer's Last Stand or the Battle of Greasy Grass Creek was a clash between American soldiers and combined Native American tribes, that occurred in June of 1876 in the eastern Montana Territory.
- Chief Red Bull was sick of the Americans and their gluttonous ways, so he decided to hold the Fun Pants festival in which members of the Cheyenne and Lakota tribes wore parachute pants as they trained to be warriors with the great Native American fighter Hilly Banks. During this rather homoerotic event, the Americans prepared a three-prong attack to push the two tribes back into their teepees. The Americans planned with great determination, for they could not bear to fathom life without custard. The soldiers moved impulsively, for they wanted nothing more than their favorite frozen treat. However, they were rather clumsy in their movement, thus allowing the injuns to use their spidey senses to detect their location. News of the Calvary's folly reached the general, and he too showed impulse
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| Partof | - the Great Sioux War of 1876–77
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| Caption | - "The Custer Fight" by Charles Marion Russell.
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| Casualties | - 36
- 160
- ~268 killed
- ~55 wounded
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| combatant | - United States
- Cheyenne
- Lakota
- Arapaho
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| Place | - Near the Little Bighorn River, Big Horn County, Montana
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| Conflict | - The Battle of the Little Bighorn
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| map label | - Little Big Horn Battlefield
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| abstract | - The Battle of the Little Bighorn, also known as Custer's Last Stand or the Battle of Greasy Grass Creek was a clash between American soldiers and combined Native American tribes, that occurred in June of 1876 in the eastern Montana Territory.
- Chief Red Bull was sick of the Americans and their gluttonous ways, so he decided to hold the Fun Pants festival in which members of the Cheyenne and Lakota tribes wore parachute pants as they trained to be warriors with the great Native American fighter Hilly Banks. During this rather homoerotic event, the Americans prepared a three-prong attack to push the two tribes back into their teepees. The Americans planned with great determination, for they could not bear to fathom life without custard. The soldiers moved impulsively, for they wanted nothing more than their favorite frozen treat. However, they were rather clumsy in their movement, thus allowing the injuns to use their spidey senses to detect their location. News of the Calvary's folly reached the general, and he too showed impulse in his actions. He declared a full-on attack despite half of his soldiers having nothing but energy swords to fight the savages.
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