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  • Toilet paper
  • Toilet Paper
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  • Toilet Paper is an American invention to solve the pesky problem of "number 2".
  • A Chuck Norris brand toilet paper was attempted to be made, but it wouldn't take no shit from nobody.
  • Toilet paper was a hygienic tissue paper used by humans, felis sapiens, and sometimes even holograms to clean their rears after using the toilet and passing waste.
  • __NOWYSIWYG__ Toilet Paper is a consumable item.
  • Toilet paper is sometimes referred to as TP—this term is most widely used by Beavis the great. Most paper in the world is bad. Drunk driving citations, Atlas Shrugged, and Scientology flyers are all made of paper. Toilet paper is unusual in that it is actually quite good: it is socially acceptable to smear shit on it. When you're done with it, you can flush it down the toilet, or, in public restrooms, stick it to the wall. Toilet paper is provided for free in most McDonald's toilets and other toilets everywhere else.
  • Toiler paper is stuff you eat or wipe your $&@ with. The only creatures that eat toilet paper are shy guys, toads, Wario and Goombas. In Super Ronald Galaxy 2 Toilet paper was a scrapped item that you throw at enimes and it does 9000 damage. Toilet paper cost $1/3. They can only live for 10.5 minutes then sribbles up and dies.
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  • 7
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Airdate
  • 2003-04-02
Production
  • 703
Title
  • Toilet Paper
Episode
  • 3
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  • Toilet Paper is an American invention to solve the pesky problem of "number 2".
  • A Chuck Norris brand toilet paper was attempted to be made, but it wouldn't take no shit from nobody.
  • Toilet paper was a hygienic tissue paper used by humans, felis sapiens, and sometimes even holograms to clean their rears after using the toilet and passing waste.
  • __NOWYSIWYG__ Toilet Paper is a consumable item.
  • Toilet paper is sometimes referred to as TP—this term is most widely used by Beavis the great. Most paper in the world is bad. Drunk driving citations, Atlas Shrugged, and Scientology flyers are all made of paper. Toilet paper is unusual in that it is actually quite good: it is socially acceptable to smear shit on it. When you're done with it, you can flush it down the toilet, or, in public restrooms, stick it to the wall. Toilet paper is provided for free in most McDonald's toilets and other toilets everywhere else.
  • Toiler paper is stuff you eat or wipe your $&@ with. The only creatures that eat toilet paper are shy guys, toads, Wario and Goombas. In Super Ronald Galaxy 2 Toilet paper was a scrapped item that you throw at enimes and it does 9000 damage. Toilet paper cost $1/3. They can only live for 10.5 minutes then sribbles up and dies.
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