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  • Castor Oil
  • Castor oil
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  • Castor oil is an oil extruded from the castor seed. * It can be brushed onto latex to prevent oil based makeup from breaking down the appliance. * It can be mixed with pigments or ground cake makeup and other ingredients to form rubber mask greasepaint (RMGP). Due to it's use as an over the counter laxative, it can be easily obtained through retail pharmacies
  • It works because it was the earliest type of rat poison. So it would make the child sick when they drank it, thus inducing vomiting and "the shits" allowing all the negative and unhealthy toxins to be removed from the body. Side effects include massive body weight loss and death.
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  • Castor oil is an oil extruded from the castor seed. * It can be brushed onto latex to prevent oil based makeup from breaking down the appliance. * It can be mixed with pigments or ground cake makeup and other ingredients to form rubber mask greasepaint (RMGP). Due to it's use as an over the counter laxative, it can be easily obtained through retail pharmacies
  • It works because it was the earliest type of rat poison. So it would make the child sick when they drank it, thus inducing vomiting and "the shits" allowing all the negative and unhealthy toxins to be removed from the body. Side effects include massive body weight loss and death. From medieval times Castor Oil was believed to hold psychosomatic, almost magical, healing powers, as the merest suggestion of administering it to a sick or invalided individual often produced an instant cure from the illness. Along with Cod Liver Oil and Cyanide, Castor Oil (collectively known as the Three C's of Health) was considered a multi-purpose "cure all". Castor Oil remains a staple ingredient of the Homeopathic Industry.