| rdfs:comment | - "HEY, YOU VILLAIN - DON'T MAKE A MOVE!!! Yes, I'm talking to you, you low-life scumbag! Prepare to face your undoing, little vermin - your time has come... "SAY WHAT? Come again? You don't know who I am? You can't be serious!!! *son-of-a...* "Well this is certainly a bit unexpected - but on the other hand, a brilliant chance for Yours-Truly to offer the unworthy being YOU are, my state-of-the-art, and in general superawesome hero-introduction:"
* thrilling hollywood-super-hero-music suddenly starts playing from an unknown source "Beat that, anyone! Huh? HUH? Yeah, didn't think so."
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| abstract | - "HEY, YOU VILLAIN - DON'T MAKE A MOVE!!! Yes, I'm talking to you, you low-life scumbag! Prepare to face your undoing, little vermin - your time has come... "SAY WHAT? Come again? You don't know who I am? You can't be serious!!! *son-of-a...* "Well this is certainly a bit unexpected - but on the other hand, a brilliant chance for Yours-Truly to offer the unworthy being YOU are, my state-of-the-art, and in general superawesome hero-introduction:"
* thrilling hollywood-super-hero-music suddenly starts playing from an unknown source "HAVE FEAR, VERMIN!!! YOU ARE NOW STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH THE STRONGEST, MOST HANDSOME AND HEROIC, DASHING, AWE-INSPIRING, GOOD-LOOKING, STATELY, MUSCULAR, MEDAL-AWARDED, DECORATED, AND IN ANY OTHER WAY HONORED OPPOSER AND MERCILESSLY CRUSHER OF ROBBERS, BULLIES, CROOKS, MOBSTERS, COMMUNISTS, ASSAILANTS AND VIOLATERS OF LITTLE KITTENS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN - namely me, the one and only TOO MUCH INFORMATION MAN!!! "The instant moment evil is afoot, I jump into action, no matter if I'm in my bed, in the shower or at the toilet. Wiping of the behind is certainly an insignificant element compared to the necessity of being an ever-watching, ever-active fighter for justice, truth and the distribution of essential information. "Desperate lack of any clean underwear is no match for my resolution and strength of will - if neccessary, I'll take up the chase wearing nothing but a stern and serious look. "In any case, I possess the ability to perform my cleaning rituals while serving my duty to the community, thus meaning I can disinfect my auditory canal while I'm catching crooks, denying the villain any advance after committing the misdeed. "Beat that, anyone! Huh? HUH? Yeah, didn't think so."
* thrilling hollywood-super-hero-music stops
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