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rdfs:comment | - Basically the most awesome public school this side of the horsehead nebula. 'Nuff said. The school boasts its own private army, that have been used in Iraq & Afghanistan. Eton is near Windsor, where the Queen does most of her knitting, and the Duke of Edinburgh can be regularly seen mowing the lawns. The pupils keep in line largely to avoid having to have a conversation with the Queen or the Duke. Conversations with old people such as the Queen are known to cause death by lethal snoring and coma, not to mention lethal corgi bites.
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abstract | - Basically the most awesome public school this side of the horsehead nebula. 'Nuff said. The school boasts its own private army, that have been used in Iraq & Afghanistan. Eton is near Windsor, where the Queen does most of her knitting, and the Duke of Edinburgh can be regularly seen mowing the lawns. The pupils keep in line largely to avoid having to have a conversation with the Queen or the Duke. Conversations with old people such as the Queen are known to cause death by lethal snoring and coma, not to mention lethal corgi bites.
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