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  • Pitfall!
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  • Pitfall performed utterly horrible in commercial sales, but gained fame as being mind-numbingly dull. Seriously, how long can you walk back and forth and jump over pits in the ground? I mean, you don't actually get to keep any of the treasure once you win because of the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act. Pitfall is as enjoyable as a lobotomy, with comparable effects on the player.
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  • Pitfall performed utterly horrible in commercial sales, but gained fame as being mind-numbingly dull. Seriously, how long can you walk back and forth and jump over pits in the ground? I mean, you don't actually get to keep any of the treasure once you win because of the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act. Pitfall is as enjoyable as a lobotomy, with comparable effects on the player.