abstract | - A dick-sucking contest is the term for an act of competition between two or more individuals in the same vein as Rochambeau and a coin flip. However, the key difference between a dick-sucking contest and the aforementioned is that this contest is usually done to win the favor of a superior of some kind, rather than make a decision between multiple parties. The dick-sucking contest is a time-honored tradition, going back thousands of years and spanning every civilization that has even existed. Though the goals if the contestants vary in every competition, the method has remained virtually unchanged since the dawn of man. Today, dick-sucking contests are most prominent in corporate offices, courts of law, government institutions, and birthday parties. Contrary to popular belief, it is not shown as a pornographic act because the participants usually are not very attractive.
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