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  • Worst 100 Harry Potter Spin-offs of All Time
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  • The good professor shares with us the lessons (sometimes painful lessons) he has learned as a proud Phoenix owner. Protective gear and clothing every Phoenix owner needs, Recommended (fireproof) nesting materials, Favorite Phoenix Treats and things to never feed a Phoenix.
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  • The good professor shares with us the lessons (sometimes painful lessons) he has learned as a proud Phoenix owner. Protective gear and clothing every Phoenix owner needs, Recommended (fireproof) nesting materials, Favorite Phoenix Treats and things to never feed a Phoenix. 89. Filtch's castle maintenance series How to maintain proper levels of dust and cobwebs, How to repair holes in castle walls (caused by Quidich balls, flying students and the occasional lab explosions), How to remove students, Familiars and other blockages from chimneys, Load considerations of roof perches for large flying creatures. 88. The Hogwart Express series (written by the crew) The lovable wacky crew of the Express, probably best known for their mime versions of Shakespeare's plays (performed every summer) have written several engaging books. Murder on the Hogwart Express, Bridge over the river Quidich, Moonlighting as the Polar Express, The great Hogwarts train robbery, Two trains that pass in the night, Snakes on a Train (they're delicious), Interesting thing pulled and scraped off the front of the Express (most of which Hagrid used in his cooking). 87. Severus Snape's Poetry series Severus, showing his lighter side, presents his rhyming musings in this highly unanticipated book series.Prose on poisonous plants, Leafy Limricks, Venomous Haikus, Hogwarts Humorous Ditty's. 86. The Malfoy Manners Manuals Written and updated by many generations of Malfoys these books are a must have for both the established rich/powerful snob and the up and coming snob. How to look down your nose at everybody without becoming cross-eyed, Treating everyone as a servant and getting away with it, Nasty is not a four letter word, infighting and backbiting for experts. 85. The Spider's Eye View of Hogwarts (written by Aragog)) A spider, having eight eyes, sees and describes Hogwarts through a multi-point of view perspective consisting mainly of running away from humans, hiding from humans, staying very still when humans are around, and chasing food (comes with 8D glasses for viewing interesting low angle pictures and several mazes which can only be solved wearing the glasses WARNING never look at anything other than this book while wearing these glasses). 84. The He Who Must Not Be Named Children's Name Book (written by He Who Must Not Be Named) He Who Must Not Be Named gives us a delightful book recommending names for newborn children. The names of demons and mystical animals mix with those of dead witches and snarled up magical animals. This will benefit any expectant parent and/or child abductor. His follow up book the house-pet and familiar name book is currently being written and will be published soon. 83. The Draco Malfoy Code (written and illustrated by Draco Malfoy) A novelized mystery concerning an egotistical and self-serving author and his search for the Key to Hogwarts' hidden "Tomb of the Unknown Wizard". When Malfoy locates the key and opens the tomb he finds his own decomposed body, goes insane, and is sent to the mythical "Island of Lost Souls" where he becomes a lobster fisherman and part-time traveling lecturer on symbolism. 82. Nearly Headless Nick the ghost writer Ghost Writers rarely get credit for their work but we at the Hogwarts Library feel Nick should get the praise he deserves and give you a hopefully complete list of books and scripts he has contributed on. I Robot, Gone with the Wind, Thermo-Dynamics for Dummies, The instructions for dyeing Easter Eggs, Foster Brooks Auto-Biography, the script for most Alf episodes,The Hello Kitty books (Japanese version only), The Star Wars Ewok Christmas special, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, most European Car Owners Manuals, The Neverland Ranch visitors Guide, Dobby's books for preschoolers, War and Piece (a parody of War and Peace based on Reeces Pieces), The Happy day episode where Fonzie jumps over a shark tank, the National Lampoon's Vacation movies, and the Play Cats. 81.Whomping tree tales Ahoy, let me tell you's landlubbers of my adventures as the Whomping Willow of Hogwarts, Arrrrgg. Ah the mammals I've crushed,Oh the plants I've crushed, Yaa the objects I've crushed, Whomping Trees guide to Birds and other flying objects, Human first-aid based on first hand observations.