| rdfs:comment | - All I need is a couple of characters and a vague idea to expand upon in one of an infinite number of directions, this should be a piece of cake. ..."It was a meterologically describable evening, and the author was scrabblig around for a better line to begin his narrative with..." Okay, not a good start. Self reference is the tool of lesser writers, right, back to the grind stone. Roald Dahl's grand daughter, here I come. ..."BAM! Everyone died. Which in turn, effectively ruled out all prospect of the story that could have followed." Well that was stupid. This is starting to get annoying.
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| abstract | - All I need is a couple of characters and a vague idea to expand upon in one of an infinite number of directions, this should be a piece of cake. ..."It was a meterologically describable evening, and the author was scrabblig around for a better line to begin his narrative with..." Okay, not a good start. Self reference is the tool of lesser writers, right, back to the grind stone. Roald Dahl's grand daughter, here I come. ..."Slowly at first, but gathering speed, Lance watched in horror as it rose up before him, it's colossal head rearing round to face him.... despite the dramatic opening, putting menthos into coke hadn't been quite as eventful as Lance thought." I see the problem here, it was a pretty gay starting point and therefore I felt like I couldn't continue. And Lance, come on, I mean seriously, I can think up much better names than that. ..."BAM! Everyone died. Which in turn, effectively ruled out all prospect of the story that could have followed." Well that was stupid. "...When I was doing yo mumma last nigh- *lawsuit interupts story*" Blast, there goes my pocket money. If push comes to shove it seems I'll now be bribing publishers with "favours" as opposed to money... ..."Percy looked left and right, 'If only the name Percy wasn't so comparable to a positive interger between 1 and 3' he thought to himself." This is starting to get annoying. ..."Harry Potter, and Frodo Baggins didn't care much for copyright laws. It's a shame their authors did." Oh come on, what is up with me today? I need a drink.
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