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  • The Thong Dynasty
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  • The Thong Dynasty in the Taint region and bordered by the Flange Mountains lasted from about 80CM to 90CM and existed in a narrow strip, along the Skid Valley, known as the Pe Ri Nee Um Way. Evidence has been found of a triangular encampment at the end of the valley on an overgrown hill known as the Pu Den Da. Archeology has shown that Pu Den Da is unusual in that it has two gates - one large outer set and one smaller inner set. There is conflicting evidence as to whether the inner set were visible from the outside.
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  • The Thong Dynasty in the Taint region and bordered by the Flange Mountains lasted from about 80CM to 90CM and existed in a narrow strip, along the Skid Valley, known as the Pe Ri Nee Um Way. Evidence has been found of a triangular encampment at the end of the valley on an overgrown hill known as the Pu Den Da. Archeology has shown that Pu Den Da is unusual in that it has two gates - one large outer set and one smaller inner set. There is conflicting evidence as to whether the inner set were visible from the outside. The palace was guarded by a statue of a mythical creature known as "The Hymen" (or Cherrii in local dialect). According to the myth, it guards the entrance to sacred temples and is said to scream loudly and spit blood if anyone tries to enter uninvited. Close inspections of the area around the encampment show it may have been cleared at some point, but apparently the undergrowth has grown back very quickly. The valley river is renowned for its bearded clams and many who have studied the area have found evidence of camel toes suggesting trade. There are also extensive folktales about the lost city of Clitt Ohris. Difficult to find and rarely visited, if it even existed and it could not possibly be as wonderful as the standard accounts of the time describe. Like El Dorado, obvious signs that it is a myth have not stopped many adventurers spending their lives searching for it. Sometimes in the most unlikely places.