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  • NintenDON'T
  • Nintendon't
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  • File:Nintendont.png NintenDON'T is the rival company to Nintendo. Nintendon't usually makes games rated AO (Adults Only) and once every three months an M rated game (Mature). Nintendon't sometimes just HAS to work with Nintendo to make Mario sound effects, But because Nintendon't likes mature stuff they always make bad things that are badder than a robber norris.
  • Nintendon't is the rival company to Nintendo. Nintendon't usually makes games rated AO (Adults Only) and once every three months an M rated game (Mature). Nintendon't sometimes just HAS to work with Nintendo to make Mario sound effects, But because Nintendon't likes mature stuff they always make bad things that are badder than a robber norris.
  • In 1901, when Nintendo had just achieved great success with Donkey Kong, the Soviet Union had fallen upon hard times. The precious dirt that had been used to power the nation's vehicles had just risen up in price due to the European Dirt Embargo, and the Czech President had just committed suicide after the loss of his favorite goat, Ivan. With the future of communism on the brink of disaster, a lowly peasant named にんてんと゛(Known simply as CEO Bolshevik) began a five year project to try and create an invention to raise money for his government. He spent three years trying to come up with a plan, to no success, until he found inspiration from the children living across the street. They were playing a popular Czech game known as "Brick" in which the children stood and watched a brick, trying to
  • One day, Weegee realized he should start a gaming company so the citizens of the United 'Gees Galaxy can play video games and see his life and history. However, he couldn't find a name for the company! But then, while he was watching this ad on his long-range Geevision that can view channels on Earth, he figured out a name: Nintendon't! And so Nintendon't was founded. The first console released was the VGS, and the first game was World of Weegcraft. After Valleo graduated from Nelman University in gaming, he started working for Nintendon't, and eventually became it's owner. Valleo created the SVGS, in memory of his brother, Veegee. Recently, Nintendon't has been creating consoles such as the Nintendon't Wee and games such as Super Malleo Kart. Weegee Clone 1205 used the Weegee Virus and cr
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  • 2011-03-26
  • 2011-04-09
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  • 1153
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  • 1
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  • 120.0
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  • 2097
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  • 2013-11-14
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Category
  • Arcade
Album
  • #BASEDSHARK
Difficulty
  • 59
Genre
  • Breakbeats
Type
  • Video shame company
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Creation
  • 1978
imagewidth
  • 250
Founder
Musician
Location
  • uhh.. somewhere in the UnWorld
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  • One day, Weegee realized he should start a gaming company so the citizens of the United 'Gees Galaxy can play video games and see his life and history. However, he couldn't find a name for the company! But then, while he was watching this ad on his long-range Geevision that can view channels on Earth, he figured out a name: Nintendon't! And so Nintendon't was founded. The first console released was the VGS, and the first game was World of Weegcraft. After Valleo graduated from Nelman University in gaming, he started working for Nintendon't, and eventually became it's owner. Valleo created the SVGS, in memory of his brother, Veegee. Recently, Nintendon't has been creating consoles such as the Nintendon't Wee and games such as Super Malleo Kart. Weegee Clone 1205 used the Weegee Virus and created Nintendongee't. Also Vsalleegalleo was created in 2015 and made the ADVGS, ADVG2 , ADSVGS, AD.VS XXXIII and Deluxury'dont. (The deluxe version of Nintendon't and with more games).
  • File:Nintendont.png NintenDON'T is the rival company to Nintendo. Nintendon't usually makes games rated AO (Adults Only) and once every three months an M rated game (Mature). Nintendon't sometimes just HAS to work with Nintendo to make Mario sound effects, But because Nintendon't likes mature stuff they always make bad things that are badder than a robber norris.
  • Nintendon't is the rival company to Nintendo. Nintendon't usually makes games rated AO (Adults Only) and once every three months an M rated game (Mature). Nintendon't sometimes just HAS to work with Nintendo to make Mario sound effects, But because Nintendon't likes mature stuff they always make bad things that are badder than a robber norris.
  • In 1901, when Nintendo had just achieved great success with Donkey Kong, the Soviet Union had fallen upon hard times. The precious dirt that had been used to power the nation's vehicles had just risen up in price due to the European Dirt Embargo, and the Czech President had just committed suicide after the loss of his favorite goat, Ivan. With the future of communism on the brink of disaster, a lowly peasant named にんてんと゛(Known simply as CEO Bolshevik) began a five year project to try and create an invention to raise money for his government. He spent three years trying to come up with a plan, to no success, until he found inspiration from the children living across the street. They were playing a popular Czech game known as "Brick" in which the children stood and watched a brick, trying to make it move with their thoughts. Bolshevik sat day and night trying to program the game on his personal computer (Which was unimaginably difficult without electricity), until he finally had great success after years, when Virtual Brick came to life. He immediately contacted the government, and informed him of his invention. Upon arriving at the government office, Bolshevik was shot to death by KGB agents, allowing the Czech government to take credit for the game, and inform the nation that Bolshevik had really been a traitor and defected to the side of the United States. At this point, several more KGB agents crossed the border into Poland, and kidnapped several Polish Children, as well as stealing equipment to design games with. All that was left now was a name for their company. Nintendon't was chosen because it is a parody of Nintendo. Nintendon't thrived in the 1980s, and had just reached its peek, when the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. The Nintendon't programming crews were all tragically murdered when fleeing Czech rebels opened fire on the building. As of 2018, the Nintendon't offices are currently housing projects inhabited by a family of monkeys, a rat, and two pigs.
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