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| rdfs:comment | - {{1990s}]Backstreet Boys | N Sync | O-town | 98 Degrees
- A Boy Band is a Teen Pop group of Gay boys that have two goals:
* 1.) Make Money for their record label, which is invariably Jive Records.
* 2.) Make straight people Gay
- A boy band (or boyband) is defined as a bunch of tone deaf, identical-looking, moronic, ambitious young teenage men with a silly grin charming smile whose sole function in their short miserable lives purpose in life is to earn as much money as possible for the major labels in the music industry. The serially manufactured boy bands of today are the very definition of creatively braindead, but like to deceive themselves that they're updated versions of the best original boy bands such as The Beatles and The Monkees, who originated in 60's and essentially became an extinct species after the Great Clone Reformation of 1984.
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| abstract | - {{1990s}]Backstreet Boys | N Sync | O-town | 98 Degrees
- A Boy Band is a Teen Pop group of Gay boys that have two goals:
* 1.) Make Money for their record label, which is invariably Jive Records.
* 2.) Make straight people Gay
- A boy band (or boyband) is defined as a bunch of tone deaf, identical-looking, moronic, ambitious young teenage men with a silly grin charming smile whose sole function in their short miserable lives purpose in life is to earn as much money as possible for the major labels in the music industry. The serially manufactured boy bands of today are the very definition of creatively braindead, but like to deceive themselves that they're updated versions of the best original boy bands such as The Beatles and The Monkees, who originated in 60's and essentially became an extinct species after the Great Clone Reformation of 1984. The boy bands of today are, and have been ever since the early 80's, biogenetically engineered in the Boyband Factory outside Cincinnati, Ohia State in United States of America. The only crowd they are catching the attention of are the teenage doll faces with a voice like a fuckin' air raid siren, if you are near one of these at the time a boy band appears...duck and cover.
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