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  • Xenu (died April 11, 2008) is a minor character in the series.
  • Xenu is the alien character of Scientology. He is featured in the Season Nine episode, "Trapped in the Closet".
  • Xenu is the $cientologist version of Satan. Only instead of living at the center of the Earth, Xenu lives somewhere in outer space, where he works part time as a Ming the Merciless impersonator. Recently, Xenu is fighting against Colbert over the naming of the NASA new space module. To that end, Xenu has sent his messenger Pedobear to rally Anonymous to vote "Xenu" on NASA's tube. Got beat like a red headed step child
  • Grand Imperial Warlord Xenu or Xemu was the 'evil' ruler of this part of the galaxy 75 million years ago. To cure overpopulation he drugged and paralyzed billions of people after first summoning them for tax inspections, and froze them in ethylene glycol (antifreeze). Then he flew the paralysed people to the planet "Teegeeack" which was then the name for Earth in interstellar rocket planes, which looked like DC8s. He stacked them round volcanoes and killed them with hydrogen bombs lowered into the volcanoes.
  • Xenu is a supposed extra-terrestrial supervillain and evil genius who is highly associated with the Scientology movement (although some followers deny his existence or try to alter the original story - claiming it's misrepresented). Although it could be argued that Xenu is a Satan substitute this is not entirely true as Scientology does not believe in Heaven or Hell, however in most tellings of the tale, Xenu is depicted as a being of near two-dimensional wickedness (in other words evil personified).
  • In Scientology Grand Imperial Warlord Xenu or Xemu was the 'evil' ruler of this part of the galaxy 75 million years ago. To cure overpopulation he drugged and paralyzed billions of people after first summoning them for tax inspections, and froze them in ethylene glycol (antifreeze). Then he flew the paralysed people to the planet "Teegeeack" which was then the name for Earth in interstellar rocket planes, which looked like DC8s. He stacked them round volcanoes and killed them with hydrogen bombs lowered into the volcanoes. If Scientology weren’t causing so much harm that would be funny.
  • Xenu (or Xemu as hand-written in a Class VIII issue) is the chief character in an LRH story line, who, just under 75 million years ago, solved overpopulation via various methods (perhaps genocidal). It is easy enough to find the details online. This is part of the theory of OT III. It is not being given in detail here because many Scientologists believe LRH's statement that it is dangerous to reveal the details to those whose cases are not set up for it, and although others do not believe this, there is no need to get into a fight over it.
  • La storia di Xenu è tramandata da generazione in generazione fin dal 1986, anno in cui morì l'Uomo Bicentenario. Pare che fosse nato ai confini dell'Universo, in una clinica di serie C alle porte di Busto Arsizio per mano del famoso Dr. Green, divenuto famoso poi nella sua serie personale E.R.. Cresciuto nella scuola dei Salesiani ha intrapreso subito la carriera politica, prima come militante nei Giovani di Forza Italia e poi, staccatosi per divergenze ideologiche, ha intrapreso la Carriera Politica in Lega Nord, riuscendo a diventare Governatore della Galassia. Per ottenere ancora più potere, dopo aver sabotato tutti i Mc Drive dell'Universo, decise di rapire diverse popolazioni aliene dai loro pianeti d'origine e portarli sulla terra a bordo della Papamobile, per legarli poi nei pressi
  • Mientras gobernaba, Xenu tuvo un problema. Todos los 76 planetas que él controlaba estaban sobrepoblados. Cada planeta tenia un promedio de 178 billones de habitantes. Queriendo resolver el problema de la superpoblación y se le ocurrió un ingenioso plan. Cuando las películas terminaron y los almas dejaron el cine estas almas comenzaron a juntarse porque todos ellos habían visto la misma película y ellos pensaron que eran la misma persona. Ellos se juntaron en grupos de unos mil. Ahora debido a que había unos pocos cuerpos vivos ellos permanecieron como racimos y habitaron estos cuerpos.
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  • Dictador intergaláctico
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  • Hace 75 millones de años
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  • Xenu
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  • "Master Chief vs Scientology"
Appearance
  • "Trapped in the Closet"
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  • Talkany Martian
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  • Xenu
CauseOfDeath
  • Stabbed by L. Ron Hubbard
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  • "Master Chief vs Scientology"
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  • Personaje de ficción
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  • Xenu
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  • Scientology
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  • Alien overlord
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  • Male
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  • 1
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  • "Master Chief vs Scientology"
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  • Xenu (died April 11, 2008) is a minor character in the series.
  • Xenu is a supposed extra-terrestrial supervillain and evil genius who is highly associated with the Scientology movement (although some followers deny his existence or try to alter the original story - claiming it's misrepresented). Although it could be argued that Xenu is a Satan substitute this is not entirely true as Scientology does not believe in Heaven or Hell, however in most tellings of the tale, Xenu is depicted as a being of near two-dimensional wickedness (in other words evil personified). Due to the fantastical nature of the stories surrounding Xenu, he is also a favored villain for those who wish to parody the Scientology movement, perhaps the most famous example of this was when Xenu appeared in South Park - though this is far from the only time Xenu has been depicted in fiction. According to the original story, Xenu was a ruthless tyrant who 75 million years ago gathered billions of his own people aboard a space-craft and sent them to Earth, stacking them around volcanoes before destroying them all with hydrogen bombs - according to some the tormented spirits of these long dead beings are the reason humanity experiences its many woes and by default made Xenu responsible for much of what was wrong with the world. This creation story is not universally accepted amongst Scientologists and many in the movement go to great lengths to try and suppress information about Xenu and the supposed events - however despite this it was perhaps inevitable that due to internet, copies of Hubbard's notes and court records that much of the Xenu story has managed to be leaked to the public.
  • Xenu is the alien character of Scientology. He is featured in the Season Nine episode, "Trapped in the Closet".
  • La storia di Xenu è tramandata da generazione in generazione fin dal 1986, anno in cui morì l'Uomo Bicentenario. Pare che fosse nato ai confini dell'Universo, in una clinica di serie C alle porte di Busto Arsizio per mano del famoso Dr. Green, divenuto famoso poi nella sua serie personale E.R.. Cresciuto nella scuola dei Salesiani ha intrapreso subito la carriera politica, prima come militante nei Giovani di Forza Italia e poi, staccatosi per divergenze ideologiche, ha intrapreso la Carriera Politica in Lega Nord, riuscendo a diventare Governatore della Galassia. Per ottenere ancora più potere, dopo aver sabotato tutti i Mc Drive dell'Universo, decise di rapire diverse popolazioni aliene dai loro pianeti d'origine e portarli sulla terra a bordo della Papamobile, per legarli poi nei pressi dei vulcani più attivi e bombardarli con ordigni nucleari all'idrogeno, ottenuti mediante fusione a freddo delle scorreggie di Giuliano Ferrara dopo una cena al Messicano. Scoppiò tuttavia la rivoluzione e Xenu venne preso e incarcerato, dove sta tutt'ora, nel carcere di massima sicurezza di Badu 'e Carros, tenuto all'interno di esso da una cupola magnetica generata da una batteria eterna, le Energizer. Da dietro le sbarre tuttavia continua imperterrito il suo lavoro da tiranno mandando pizzini sotto forma di ideologie maldestre, come il maldestrismo appunto...
  • Xenu (or Xemu as hand-written in a Class VIII issue) is the chief character in an LRH story line, who, just under 75 million years ago, solved overpopulation via various methods (perhaps genocidal). It is easy enough to find the details online. This is part of the theory of OT III. It is not being given in detail here because many Scientologists believe LRH's statement that it is dangerous to reveal the details to those whose cases are not set up for it, and although others do not believe this, there is no need to get into a fight over it. A CofS staff member who has not reached the level of OT III is unlikely to have heard the name. One who has reached that level will have difficulty in talking about it because he has signed a piece of paper saying he will pay a large sum of money if he discloses the contents of this level to anyone not authorized, and the fact that the information is easily available on the Internet does not negate his "agreement". A churchie would likely feel similarly constrained. It is just not done in the church to talk about Xenu or any details of the OT levels in general conversation. Some Scientologist may flinch at the inclusion of this word in Scienowiki. Well, it is part of the subject, and is not exactly secret any more. Even if one believes every word Hubbard wrote about OT III, the name itself does not have any inherent power of making anyone ill.
  • In Scientology Grand Imperial Warlord Xenu or Xemu was the 'evil' ruler of this part of the galaxy 75 million years ago. To cure overpopulation he drugged and paralyzed billions of people after first summoning them for tax inspections, and froze them in ethylene glycol (antifreeze). Then he flew the paralysed people to the planet "Teegeeack" which was then the name for Earth in interstellar rocket planes, which looked like DC8s. He stacked them round volcanoes and killed them with hydrogen bombs lowered into the volcanoes. In Scientology, people have souls called thetans, and Xenu didn’t want the thetans to reincarnate, so he forced them to watch confusing films with horrible lies. The poor thetans were told they were God, the Devil and Christ. They were all these things together. And they were confused so they believed it. Then the souls left the cinema and started clumping together. And today these souls are clumped round you and me and everyone else. And we can’t get rid of them unless we pay the Scientologists thousands and thousands of pounds, dollars, or euros. The Free Zone gives a way out of the expense but freezine "Therapy" is similar to Scientology practise. Unfortunately for the 'Evil' Lord Xenu, Ron Hubbard made a wonderful discovery: once you have signed over your life savings to the Church of Scientology and gone through thousands of hours of " auditing" sessions with an E-Meter, you can be "clear" of all the "engrams" affecting your subconscious (reactive mind). There are many of these "engrams" stored in each person's brain and auditing just keeps on uncovering more of them going all the way back through all your past lives to the time of the 'Evil' Lord Xenu. This is just the first step. Having been freed from the reactive mind, the "clear" can then go on to become an Operating Thetan, with immense powers to control space, matter, and time. To become an Operating Thetan, of course, means giving more money to the Church of Scientology and going through several more levels of training. Only during the OTIII (Operating Thetan III) training is a person deemed fit to be told of the above story about Xenu, ethylene glycol, and the volcanoes. OTIII is a very dangerous process and the information revealed in it is deadly to somebody not prepared to handle it. Anyone who has read the above without first going through all the levels is at grave risk of death or pneumonia. Oops, you already read it, didn't you? If you believe all that, Scientology has a "bridge" to sell you, and it ain't cheap. If Scientology weren’t causing so much harm that would be funny.
  • Grand Imperial Warlord Xenu or Xemu was the 'evil' ruler of this part of the galaxy 75 million years ago. To cure overpopulation he drugged and paralyzed billions of people after first summoning them for tax inspections, and froze them in ethylene glycol (antifreeze). Then he flew the paralysed people to the planet "Teegeeack" which was then the name for Earth in interstellar rocket planes, which looked like DC8s. He stacked them round volcanoes and killed them with hydrogen bombs lowered into the volcanoes. In Scientology, people have souls called thetans, and Xenu didn’t want the thetans to reincarnate, so he forced them to watch confusing films with horrible lies. The poor thetans were told they were God, the Devil and Jesus Christ. They were all these things together. And they were confused so they believed it. Then the souls left the cinema and started clumping together. And today these souls are clumped round you and me and everyone else. And we can’t get rid of them unless we pay the Scientologists thousands and thousands of pounds, dollars, or euros. The Free Zone (Scientology)|Free Zone gives a way out of the expense but freezine "Therapy" is similar to Scientology practise. Unfortunately for the 'Evil' Lord Xenu, Ron Hubbard made a wonderful discovery: once you have signed over your life savings to the Church of Scientology and gone through thousands of hours of "auditing" sessions with an E-Meter, you can be "clear" of all the "engrams" affecting your subconscious (reactive mind). There are many of these "engrams" stored in each person's brain and auditing just keeps on uncovering more of them going all the way back through all your past lives to the time of the 'Evil' Lord Xenu. This is just the first step. Having been freed from the reactive mind, the "clear" can then go on to become an Operating Thetan, with immense powers to control space, matter, and time. To become an Operating Thetan, of course, means giving more money to the Church of Scientology and going through several more levels of training. Only during the OTIII (Operating Thetan III) training is a person deemed fit to be told of the above story about Xenu, ethylene glycol, and the volcanoes. OTIII is a very dangerous process and the information revealed in it is deadly to somebody not prepared to handle it. Anyone who has read the above without first going through all the levels is at grave risk of death or pneumonia. Oops, you already read it, didn't you? If you believe all that, Scientology has a "bridge" to sell you, and it ain't cheap.
  • Xenu is the $cientologist version of Satan. Only instead of living at the center of the Earth, Xenu lives somewhere in outer space, where he works part time as a Ming the Merciless impersonator. Recently, Xenu is fighting against Colbert over the naming of the NASA new space module. To that end, Xenu has sent his messenger Pedobear to rally Anonymous to vote "Xenu" on NASA's tube. Got beat like a red headed step child
  • Mientras gobernaba, Xenu tuvo un problema. Todos los 76 planetas que él controlaba estaban sobrepoblados. Cada planeta tenia un promedio de 178 billones de habitantes. Queriendo resolver el problema de la superpoblación y se le ocurrió un ingenioso plan. Xenu asumió la dirección y el control completo con la ayuda de traidores para derrotar a la gente buena y a los Funcionarios Leales. Entonces con la ayuda de psiquiatras él llamó a los billones de personas para inspecciones de ingresos e impuestos pero en lugar de eso recibieron inyecciones de alcohol y de glicol mezclados para paralizarlos. Entonces los pusieron en aviones espaciales que eran exactamente como los DC8s (excepto que estos tenian motores Jet en vez de hélices). Trajo a miles de millones de su gente a la Tierra (llamada Teegeeack), los desembarcó alrededor de volcanes y los aniquiló con bombas de hidrógeno detonadas al mismo tiempo. Sus almas se juntaron en grupos (racimos o clusters) y se pegaron a los cuerpos de los vivos, y aún siguen creando caos y estragos. Categoría: Seres inventados Todos tenian un alma (llamada "thetan" en esta historia) y entonces Xenu tuvo la tarea de burlar a las almas para que no volvieran nuevamente. Entonces mientras los centenares de billones de almas estaban siendo sopladas alrededor por los vientos nucleares él coloco trampas electrónicas especiales que atraparon todas las almas en rayos electrónicos (Estos rayos electrónicos eran viscosos como el papel matamoscas). Después que capturó todas estas almas, las empaqueto en cajas y las llevo a unos cines enormes. Allí todos los almas estuvieron días y días viendo películas especiales en 3D que les contaban como debería ser la vida y muchas cosas confusas. En esta película se les mostraron historias falsas que les decían que ellos eran Dios, el Diablo y Cristo. En la historia este proceso se llama "implante". Cuando las películas terminaron y los almas dejaron el cine estas almas comenzaron a juntarse porque todos ellos habían visto la misma película y ellos pensaron que eran la misma persona. Ellos se juntaron en grupos de unos mil. Ahora debido a que había unos pocos cuerpos vivos ellos permanecieron como racimos y habitaron estos cuerpos. En lo que concierne a Xenu, los funcionarios leales finalmente lo derrocaron y lo encerraron lejos, en una montaña, sobre uno de los planetas. Essta guardado por un campo de fuerza - el campo esta energizado por una pila eterna y Xenu esta todavía vivo hoy en día Los cienciólogos lo conocen como "El Incidente II", y las memorias traumáticas se asocian a éstos como la "Pared de Fuego" o "La implantación de R6". La historia de Xenu es una pequeña parte de la gran gama de creencias de la Cienciología sobre civilizaciones extraterrestres y sus intervenciones en acontecimientos terrenales, en conjunto descritos como una obra de ciencia ficción sobre los viajes en el espacio por L. Ron Hubbard, escritor de ciencia ficción y fundador de la Cienciología. Hubbard reveló detalladamente esta historia a los integrantes del nivel "OT III" en 1967. En la historia de Xenu se dio la introducción del empleo del volcán como un símbolo común de la Cienciología y Dianetica, que persiste hasta nuestros días.