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  • Cannibals
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  • A person or thing that eats something that is the same species as it is. Circumstance that turned a villain into cannibal would be varies, ranging from lack of food to mutation that altered their diet.
  • The cannibals are two human eaters who are seen walking along the road looking for fresh meat. They carry away Scott Masterson and supposedly add him to a stew.
  • Cannibalism is a very misunderstood concept believed to just be people who eat other people, however this theory is sorely misunderstood as canibals are in actuallity simple stoners, who have run out of munchies and resorted to eating their fellow people in order to quell this need to eat. ~~The Tarmapedia~~ ~~Made by Tarmalil~~ ~Made by DraegonWarrior~
  • As one of the foremost garage rock / Trash bands on the UK scene, they issued a string of albums throughout the Eighties and gigged often, with a constantly revolving lineup. The Cannibals still play live occasionally as of 2014.
  • Cannibals were servants of the Mother, an ancient and powerful demon who dwelt within the Great Southern Forest. Each cannibal was once a man who, through the Mother's teachings, learned to gain power from eating human flesh. More intelligent cannibals were taught different forms of magic from the Mother, such as the ability to create illusions and disguise themselves as humans. Cannibals who acted as handlers were able to command groups of Rat Demons to do their bidding. To prepare their meals, the cannibals used recipes from "Cannibal Cookbook" which possibly included several volumes.
  • Once the cannibals have ensnared their next meal, the person will be tied up using ropes of some unknown source before they are brought before the Chief of the tribe. Every cannibal belongs to any one of an unknown number of tribes, and every tribe has a Chief (no, not this chief). The Chief will always be half-naked like his subjects, but will have some ornate headdress that marks him out to be the Chief, and also will likely be gay. (I had sex with him.)(I'm a male.)(I pitched.) You are what you eat. So, all in all, we are all cannibals.
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  • Cannibals
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  • A person or thing that eats something that is the same species as it is. Circumstance that turned a villain into cannibal would be varies, ranging from lack of food to mutation that altered their diet.
  • The cannibals are two human eaters who are seen walking along the road looking for fresh meat. They carry away Scott Masterson and supposedly add him to a stew.
  • Cannibals were servants of the Mother, an ancient and powerful demon who dwelt within the Great Southern Forest. Each cannibal was once a man who, through the Mother's teachings, learned to gain power from eating human flesh. More intelligent cannibals were taught different forms of magic from the Mother, such as the ability to create illusions and disguise themselves as humans. Cannibals who acted as handlers were able to command groups of Rat Demons to do their bidding. To prepare their meals, the cannibals used recipes from "Cannibal Cookbook" which possibly included several volumes. Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
  • Cannibalism is a very misunderstood concept believed to just be people who eat other people, however this theory is sorely misunderstood as canibals are in actuallity simple stoners, who have run out of munchies and resorted to eating their fellow people in order to quell this need to eat. ~~The Tarmapedia~~ ~~Made by Tarmalil~~ ~Made by DraegonWarrior~
  • As one of the foremost garage rock / Trash bands on the UK scene, they issued a string of albums throughout the Eighties and gigged often, with a constantly revolving lineup. The Cannibals still play live occasionally as of 2014.
  • Once the cannibals have ensnared their next meal, the person will be tied up using ropes of some unknown source before they are brought before the Chief of the tribe. Every cannibal belongs to any one of an unknown number of tribes, and every tribe has a Chief (no, not this chief). The Chief will always be half-naked like his subjects, but will have some ornate headdress that marks him out to be the Chief, and also will likely be gay. (I had sex with him.)(I'm a male.)(I pitched.) After the Chief has pronounced his decision on whether or not to eat the poor bastard - which is always Yes - two cannibals will start pounding away on a set of massive drums, using drumsticks fashioned from human thigh bones. The explorer is thrown into a huge pot and boiled alive, while the entire tribe chants things to improve the flavour. You see, people stupid enough to locate unchartered islands are running out, so the cannibals have to enjoy every victim as much as they can. At the end of the festival/ritual/banquet, the cannibals sit around and pierce each others' noses using finger bones. Seeing as those fingers once belonged to an explorer, and seeing as those explorers usually travel with missionaries, and missionaries are priests, there's a chance that the bones of the fingers that the well-fed cannibals shove into their nostrils were used once or twice to fondle boys. You are what you eat. So, all in all, we are all cannibals.
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