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| rdfs:label | - Winning friends and influencing people
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| rdfs:comment | - But, yes, as I was saying, winning friends and influencing people is a way to raise your social status. Like Oscar Wilde did. He's very popular, especially around these parts. Hey, I bet a smart person like you just loves Oscar. You do? You could talk about him for hours? Oh, go ahead, I'm not doing anything important. Uh huh. Yes. Oh, yes. Me too! I can see exactly what you mean. Making up Oscar Wilde quotes on Uncyclopedia is silly. I've been meaning to do something about that for a while, but I'm just so busy. Maybe you could straighten that up?
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| abstract | - But, yes, as I was saying, winning friends and influencing people is a way to raise your social status. Like Oscar Wilde did. He's very popular, especially around these parts. Hey, I bet a smart person like you just loves Oscar. You do? You could talk about him for hours? Oh, go ahead, I'm not doing anything important. Uh huh. Yes. Oh, yes. Me too! I can see exactly what you mean. Making up Oscar Wilde quotes on Uncyclopedia is silly. I've been meaning to do something about that for a while, but I'm just so busy. Maybe you could straighten that up? Thanks! I sure appreciate it. Hey I gotta go, but yeah, it'd be a good idea to pick up that book about influencing people. I have a copy if you'd like to buy it off me. I don't need it anymore...
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