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  • Politics of Singapore
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  • Singapore follows a communist one-party system, in which all Singaporeans are properties of the supreme ruler Lee Kuan Yew, and his puppets. Lee Kuan Yew and his puppets are a "political party" called the "Proud Arrogant Puppets", or the "PAP", although the mindless people of Singapore think it stands for "People's Action Party". This party, which rules Singapore with an iron fist, strives to use all means possible to subdue their enemies. The methods used by the PAP range from ones as childish as throwing baskets of rotten tomatoes at a hapless victim to severe ones, such as using either the corrupt army or themselves to brutally beat opposition leaders to death. The PAP is also known for randomly murdering people, resulting in Singapore having one of the highest mortality rates in the un
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  • Singapore follows a communist one-party system, in which all Singaporeans are properties of the supreme ruler Lee Kuan Yew, and his puppets. Lee Kuan Yew and his puppets are a "political party" called the "Proud Arrogant Puppets", or the "PAP", although the mindless people of Singapore think it stands for "People's Action Party". This party, which rules Singapore with an iron fist, strives to use all means possible to subdue their enemies. The methods used by the PAP range from ones as childish as throwing baskets of rotten tomatoes at a hapless victim to severe ones, such as using either the corrupt army or themselves to brutally beat opposition leaders to death. The PAP is also known for randomly murdering people, resulting in Singapore having one of the highest mortality rates in the universe. The reason for 100% of these murders is unknown, as only a few organisms in the entire universe have witnessed these murders, and of these, nearly 100% of them are bacteria, and only a few are human.