| abstract | - 5 girls were sad and lonely. They didn't have any friends. They didn't know what to do. That's because all 5 of them were certifiably UGLY! They were so ugly that they made time go backwards. Plus, they smelled. Sewers smelled like roses compared to those 5 girls. Boys yelled "SOOOWEEEE!" as they drove by. The police decided to deal with the 5 ugly girls. They set a trap and when the 5 ugly girls arrived, the police ambushed them. The police arrested the 5 ugly girls and took them to the inmate-owned prison. Bubba, the largest of the inmates, got a whiff of the 5 ugly girls and said "Get those bitches washed up!" The inmates washed up the 5 girls. Then, the 5 girls became Bubba's slaves and had to do what he said for a long time.
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