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  • Maximinus Thrax
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  • Commander Maximinus Thrax was a Romulan in command of the ChR Decius in the 23rd century. In 2268, Proconsul Servius Tullis assigned Thrax the duty of claiming Arachnae for the Romulan Star Empire. Maximinus was quite old by this time, and believed it to be a suicide mission. This theory was further supported by the fact that most of his family was on board the ChR Decius for this mission. His son, Licinius, served as his first officer. (TOS novel: Vulcan!)
  • His first jobs were the usual dead end professions like body building, nightclub security and throwing big rocks at parties. Still known as Ursus Thrax at this stage , Maximinus was rescued from obscurity when the Roman general Gaius Julius Maximinus decided to 'adopt' him into his legion as a barbaric mascot. But Maximinus got to like the beef mountain and made Ursus his legal son with the new name Maximinus Thrax. Old Maximinus had the tough Thracian smartened up and was given a weekend to learn Camp Latin' , a version of Classic Latin that sounded like man trying to swallow a ferret. At least the rapid education allowed Maximinus Thrax to be listened to , if not necessarily fully understood. In return , his legion buddies made Maximinus their wrestling mascot who could go up against ot
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  • Commander Maximinus Thrax was a Romulan in command of the ChR Decius in the 23rd century. In 2268, Proconsul Servius Tullis assigned Thrax the duty of claiming Arachnae for the Romulan Star Empire. Maximinus was quite old by this time, and believed it to be a suicide mission. This theory was further supported by the fact that most of his family was on board the ChR Decius for this mission. His son, Licinius, served as his first officer. (TOS novel: Vulcan!)
  • His first jobs were the usual dead end professions like body building, nightclub security and throwing big rocks at parties. Still known as Ursus Thrax at this stage , Maximinus was rescued from obscurity when the Roman general Gaius Julius Maximinus decided to 'adopt' him into his legion as a barbaric mascot. But Maximinus got to like the beef mountain and made Ursus his legal son with the new name Maximinus Thrax. Old Maximinus had the tough Thracian smartened up and was given a weekend to learn Camp Latin' , a version of Classic Latin that sounded like man trying to swallow a ferret. At least the rapid education allowed Maximinus Thrax to be listened to , if not necessarily fully understood. In return , his legion buddies made Maximinus their wrestling mascot who could go up against other legions' champions. It didn't take long for young Maximinus to squash the opposition in the ring so he had to go on military campaigns to find new opponents amongst the barbarian tribes living beyond the Roman frontier. Eventually even there he ran out of challengers so Maximimus thought about hanging up his wrestling jockstrap to start his own sports centre near the Roman city of Byzantium. His adopted father had also recently died so Maximinus named the centre 'Max Factorum'.
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