| rdfs:comment | - Dog the Bounty Hunter, is a fierce, unstoppable, killing machine, that loves to play with girly toys. He and his companions make babies, have been known to have busted many, many, villians. He even has the ability to fit in amongst the African American crowd, uttering such phrases as: "high five" "yo" "bra" and the slang version of the word "man". You may wonder, "where can one get such awesome skills?" the power is in his outfit. Everything such as feathers, beads, and tattoos harnesses special powers from adventures he has survived with people such as Indiana Jones and Hulk Hogan. He is said to be fathered by the critically acclaimed and top-selling ska/punk band, Choking Victim, who are best known for their top 10 hits like "Beat It", "Smooth Criminal", and "Thriller". (Michael Jackson
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| abstract | - Dog the Bounty Hunter, is a fierce, unstoppable, killing machine, that loves to play with girly toys. He and his companions make babies, have been known to have busted many, many, villians. He even has the ability to fit in amongst the African American crowd, uttering such phrases as: "high five" "yo" "bra" and the slang version of the word "man". You may wonder, "where can one get such awesome skills?" the power is in his outfit. Everything such as feathers, beads, and tattoos harnesses special powers from adventures he has survived with people such as Indiana Jones and Hulk Hogan. He is said to be fathered by the critically acclaimed and top-selling ska/punk band, Choking Victim, who are best known for their top 10 hits like "Beat It", "Smooth Criminal", and "Thriller". (Michael Jackson is in fact just a fictional character created by our fascist government which soon hopes to take over the entire world and make it a giant water park.) Dog's ultimate dream is to be the new Chuck Norris. He once said, "Chuck Norris is a wussy piece of shit, he only has one move for Christ's sake! Roundhouse kick? And he doesn't even have cool glasses! Take my word for it, I will be his new image!"
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