| abstract | - Hypothesesologically the Big Crunch is a multi-faceted scenario for doomsday where all matter in the cosmos, as a direct result of some unknown factor, contracts back to its starting point - compressing to an ungodly magnitude beyond human comprehension and reaching incalculable cosmic density - until it implodes. This results in the very fabric of material reality being rent asunder, when everything totally disappears in a backward glimmer. Because all matter is ultimately destroyed, we guess it probably, kinda blows up too, which is just as well because explosions are way more spectacular than boring, imperceptible mini-implosions. But, practically speaking, that hardly matters with absolutely no survivors. There is simply nowhere left to survive in. So what, exactly, does omniscient Uncyclopedia recommend you do about this eminent cataclysm? Why, take recourse of the blessed and worthy "Unknown Factor" at the conclusion of this brief article.
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