| rdfs:comment | - He was born in a disused council house to father Len and some (to this day), unknown whore (probably Your Mom). As a bright pink-and-yellow character made, presumably, of gloop, he didn't get laid much and this led to much bottled-up rage inside ultimately turning him into the totalitarian monster we see today. On May 22, 2002, Mr Blobby won People Magazine's "Most beautiful person in the world" award. The second place was awarded to The Queen, she said she was infuriated that she forgot to wear eyeliner, otherwise she would have come first.
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| abstract | - He was born in a disused council house to father Len and some (to this day), unknown whore (probably Your Mom). As a bright pink-and-yellow character made, presumably, of gloop, he didn't get laid much and this led to much bottled-up rage inside ultimately turning him into the totalitarian monster we see today. On May 22, 2002, Mr Blobby won People Magazine's "Most beautiful person in the world" award. The second place was awarded to The Queen, she said she was infuriated that she forgot to wear eyeliner, otherwise she would have come first. In the early 90's Blobby played a part in the the famous porno "Big Blooby", which was later dramatised by acclaimed film maker / budgerigar Quentin Tarantino. It was after this that he turned to drugs in a ditch effort to try and forget the memories of the events that happened that fateful day. Behind the bright blue eyes and freakish smile lies a tortured soul, who was enslaved by the BBC for an eternity with Noel Edmonds in Crinkley bottom. Blobby pissed off Greg when he went on a massive spree of drug taking and debauchery. As he'd tried it on with Mrs Dyke (not an actual Dyke, but Greg Dyke's wife), Blobby was sacked by the BBC and found refuge with a diamond in the terrible land of Crinkleybottom - Noel Edmunds. As a former addict himself, Noel Edmonds was the man that helped Blobby overcome his addiction to crack cocaine. When Noel launched his sorry ass into politics, he decided to expose a thoughtful, EU friendly side of Blobby to the public. Noel did this by letting him introduce his Discourses on the Globalisation Debate. In the late 90s Blobby toured and spoke in British schools, advising of the possible dangers behind the use of the cocaine and party biscuits and was an after dinner speaker at Charles and Camilla's wedding in 2005.
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