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| rdfs:comment | - The secret to Vegemite is to use it sparingly—just a very fine thin layer on fresh toasted bread or crackers. It is a thick black sandwich spread which tastes delicious, once you know how to use it properly. The great Australian joke is to send someone overseas a jar of vegemite and tell them to eat it by the spoonful or to slather it on to a piece of bread and eat it that way. Well - all this does is bring people to their knees in tears! Vegemite is supposed to be spread very thinly on pieces of bread with butter - or on toast with butter. The first taste of vegemite may come as a shock to some people - but once you've gotten over the initial twang - its YUMMO!
- Vegemite was a type of yeast paste used as a food ingredient by Humans, originally from Australia and New Zealand on Earth. While they were trapped in the Caeliar city of Axion and speaking of things they missed, Erika Hernandez suggested that Veronica Fletcher should have lied and said she missed something like Vegemite, but Fletcher didn't want it, despite originating from New Zealand. (ST - Destiny novel: Mere Mortals)
- Vegemite is also used as an Australian brand of axle grease. Typically sold in two pound jars, it is noted for its powerful abilities as a lubricant and its pleasant odour. Users should take care as it can dissolve latex. A common side-effect of Vegemite consumption is Rose Cheek, although the official claim that "It puts a rose in every cheek" is widely disputed.
- Vegemite is one of the best-known Spawns of Satan. It combines vegetables with mites to create a "food spread" that looks vaguely like human vomit. It is extremely popular in Australia, an upside-down giant island where everybody is drunk most of the time. Despite the well-noted similarities between John Howard, who is the Prime Minister of Australia, and President of the United States of America George W. Bush, President Bush differs from Prime Minister Howard on the issue of Vegemite. While John Howard enjoys Vegemite sandwiches, George W. Bush believes that it is absolutely revolting and should be destroyed, which will never happen.
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| abstract | - The secret to Vegemite is to use it sparingly—just a very fine thin layer on fresh toasted bread or crackers. It is a thick black sandwich spread which tastes delicious, once you know how to use it properly. The great Australian joke is to send someone overseas a jar of vegemite and tell them to eat it by the spoonful or to slather it on to a piece of bread and eat it that way. Well - all this does is bring people to their knees in tears! Vegemite is supposed to be spread very thinly on pieces of bread with butter - or on toast with butter. The first taste of vegemite may come as a shock to some people - but once you've gotten over the initial twang - its YUMMO!
- Vegemite is also used as an Australian brand of axle grease. Typically sold in two pound jars, it is noted for its powerful abilities as a lubricant and its pleasant odour. Users should take care as it can dissolve latex. A common side-effect of Vegemite consumption is Rose Cheek, although the official claim that "It puts a rose in every cheek" is widely disputed. Despite common assumptions that "it just grows on trees", Vegemite is actually mined from the ground. Outback Australia has dozens of Vegemite mines, and most Vegemite miners come up with cases of "Rose Cheek" after prolonged exposure. The British equivalent, Marmite, is a much lighter petrochemical product, being sump oil rather than axle grease. This is related to the colder weather in Britain, and British cars having much smaller engines on average than the Australian equivalents. A further use of the word Vegemite is as a theological reference in the little-known British religion Christianity. To Christians, "Vegemite" refers to the unending hell of quasi-Marmite that unbelievers will have to consume in their journey through the Afterlife (also known as Disney).
- Vegemite was a type of yeast paste used as a food ingredient by Humans, originally from Australia and New Zealand on Earth. While they were trapped in the Caeliar city of Axion and speaking of things they missed, Erika Hernandez suggested that Veronica Fletcher should have lied and said she missed something like Vegemite, but Fletcher didn't want it, despite originating from New Zealand. (ST - Destiny novel: Mere Mortals)
- Vegemite is one of the best-known Spawns of Satan. It combines vegetables with mites to create a "food spread" that looks vaguely like human vomit. It is extremely popular in Australia, an upside-down giant island where everybody is drunk most of the time. Despite the well-noted similarities between John Howard, who is the Prime Minister of Australia, and President of the United States of America George W. Bush, President Bush differs from Prime Minister Howard on the issue of Vegemite. While John Howard enjoys Vegemite sandwiches, George W. Bush believes that it is absolutely revolting and should be destroyed, which will never happen. Vegemite is not to be confused with marmite, which is disgusting. Australians are raised on vegemite from childhood and this accounts for their massive balls. Americans wishing to artificially increase their balls should try eating vegemite regularly, starting with a very thin layer (you can see most of the bread) and progressing to an Australian-like thickness (may result in death through B-vitamin overdose) whih can never happen to an Australian.
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