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  • Sarah Louise Heath Palin is a American politician, author, speaker, and political news commentator and the former Governor of Alaska. She was the Republican Party's vice presidential candidate in the 2008 election, running with John McCain. She appeared prominently in the Season Twelve episode, "About Last Night...".
  • Sarah Palin (February 11, 1964 - November 4, 2008) is a minor character in the series.
  • Sarah Palin, née le 11 février 1964 à Sandpoint dans l'Idaho est une femme politique américaine membre du Parti républicain et gouverneur de l'Alaska où il fait très froid. C'est pourquoi elle fit cinq enfants dont trois filles sans importance et deux garçons auxquels elle a souhaité donner des noms d'écureuil : Track et Trig. Sarah vient d'être proposée au poste de vice-président des États-Unis par John McCain qui lui a promis qu'il n'en n'avait pas pour plus d'un ou deux ans à vivre.
  • Sarah Palin is a Scun who moved to Libaterra in search of work and eventually ended up as a receptionist in the Garden of Earthly Delights, a high class brothel located in Alent. She's rather sardonic and lecherous but also dim-witted, which often infuriates her boss Calista Cypher.
  • Scary beyond all reason.
  • To protect her adopted son Nemo from being killed by Stan in "Season's Beatings", Hayley sends off Nemo to Alaska to be raised by Sarah Palin and become the future Anti-Christ. In "The Unbrave One", Stan paints Steve's room into a nursery honoring John McCain's bravery when Francine thinks she may be pregnant. Stan paints a mural honoring him choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate when he didn't know anything about her. She is voiced by Wendy Schaal.
  • Sarah Palin got a TV Series on her Tweets, but there was a protest on December 12, 2012, and it was replaced with Family Guy after they found out how much Sonic, Zelda, and Guiyii fans hated it so much. The last episode was called "I am a N00b". She wrote about she and George W. Bush are all n00bs. She also appeared in George W. Bush's TV Series, where she ate the flowers he gave her.
  • Sarah Palin ist ein kryptozoologisches Wesen, das eine tragende Rolle in der Mythologie der USA einnimmt.
  • Sarah Palin a.k.a. Sarah Louise Palin was the half term Governor of Alaska from her election in 2006 until her resignation on July 3, 2009. She gained notoriety as the controversial 2008 Vice Presidential running mate of John McCain and has struggled to achieve positive public attention since then. Notwithstanding a six figure lecture fee earned in Hong Kong, she has been able to schedule few lectures. Her memoir, Going Rogue, was reportedly written in only four months. See the Village Voice Cartoon Review
  • <default><i>Unknown</i></default> ProfessionUnknown Youtube ChannelNone AgeUnknown ReligionUnknown BornUnknown ResidenceUnknown StatusUnknown Eye ColorUnknown Hair ColorUnknown Sarah Palin is a Republican escort woman. She is most notable for running for Vice President in 2008 alongside some old fuck and losing miserably, more than likely for just being Palin. Some people think she's hot, but they're gross human beings.
  • Sarah Palin (born February 11, 1964 under the full name Sarah Moosejaw Oil fetish Heath), was the Governor of Alaska for half a term before she sketchily resigned for no apparent reason. But until 7AM on an August morning in 2008, few people in the other 49 states knew who she was...or cared to know. On August 29, 2008 Senator John McCain named her nominee for United States Vice President, also for no apparent reason. As vice presidential candidate Palin's extreme rhetoric was even called a threat to Democracy (newsflash, Palin IS a threat to Democracy!)
  • Sarah Palin is an Eskimo who eats tons of Polar Bear sandwiches every day. She is quite dim-witted since she believes that humans evolved from apple pies, and that Kwanzaa is the Martian planetary holiday. She was first discovered by an eskimo tribe in the North Pole by a certain elf named Josef Stalin. After taking her to Santa Claus, Santa told the 2-year-old to go fry her brains, since she had so much brain damage. Just then, an army of cactus people abducted her and flew away. Using his jet-powered supersled, Saint Nick shot the Cacti spaceship down with an AK-47. Somehow, Palin ended up in Alaska, and we have yet to figure out why the heck they made her a Governor.
  • Sarah Louise Palin (Listeni/ˈpeɪlᵻn/; née Heath; born February 11, 1964) is an American politician, commentator, and author who served as the ninth Governor of Alaska from 2006 until her resignation in 2009. As the Republican Party nominee for Vice President in the 2008 election running with the Republican presidential nominee, Arizona Senator John McCain, she was the first Alaskan on the national ticket of a major political party and the first Republican woman nominated for the vice presidency. Her book Going Rogue has sold more than two million copies.
  • Semjon Ignatijevič Sarachpalin (* 1901 Užhorod, † kolem roku 1950 kdesi v lágru na Kolymě) byl význačný sovětský biolog, genetik a inseminátor. Jeho nevšední zájem o kozy profesorky naKategorie:Cenzurováno biologii ho po studiích dovedl až do Výzkumného ústavu Trofima Děnisoviče Lysenka, který v té době patřil ke světové špičce. Jakožto mladý nadějný doktorand pracoval na ambiciózním Stalinově plánu zavést chov dobytka i v mrazivých sibiřských pustinách. Jeho cílem bylo vyšlechtit hovězí dobytek schopný přežít do –60 °C a živit se přitom sněhem, lišejníky a muklokostní moučkou.
  • Un giorno nel Paradiso Terrestre, agli albori dell'umanità, Dio, stanco di vivere solo nell'universo, decise di staccarsi una costola per condividere tutte le gioie della vita con una donna. Dalla carne del divino nacque quindi Sarah Palin, la prima donna (degna di lui), e dalla loro unione scaturì quella stirpe di uomini che, in tempi moderni, occuperà l'area del Texas. Ma si sa, la donna è debole e cade facilmente nelle tentazioni, così tradì il divino con quel simpaticone di Satana travestito da serpente. Neanche a dirlo Dio (a cui nulla sfugge) si infuriò come una belva, condannò Belzebù a vivere in eterno negli inferi dicendo: «arriverà un giorno in cui Madonna ti schiaccerà la testa ». Mentre non potendo uccidere la Palin, dato che era impossibile uccidere la carne della sua stessa c
  • Sarah entered the PTA when her oldest son Trak brought home an illicit copy of "Where Waldo?" Noting that Waldo was dressed like a Parisian dingleberry, Sarah vowed war againist Waldo and all of his allies in the Democratic Party. Sarah dominated the school board like no other person, seeing as though the only other living beings on the school board were an American eagle, a humpback whale, and a moose (which she shot in "self-defense" from a helicopter shortly after joining the board, turned into stew and feed to the rest of the council). Realizing her lust for power was growing, but that no one would elect an androgynous man, Sarah had a sex change operation in 1995, the results of which we see today. The gamble worked, and she was elected mayor in 1998 by a vote of 1 to 0.
  • Sarah Louise Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the Governor of the U.S. state of Alaska. Palin was a member of the Wasilla, Alaska, city council from 1992 to 1996 and the city's mayor from 1996 to 2002. After an unsuccessful campaign for Lieutenant Governor of Alaska in 2002, she chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004. She was elected Governor of Alaska in November 2006. Palin is the first female governor of Alaska and the youngest person elected governor of that state. Palin was the Republican Party's vice-presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election, on the ticket with Senator John McCain. Palin was the second female candidate and the first Alaskan candidate of either major party on a national ticket, as well as the first female
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  • Semjon Ignatijevič Sarachpalin (* 1901 Užhorod, † kolem roku 1950 kdesi v lágru na Kolymě) byl význačný sovětský biolog, genetik a inseminátor. Jeho nevšední zájem o kozy profesorky naKategorie:Cenzurováno biologii ho po studiích dovedl až do Výzkumného ústavu Trofima Děnisoviče Lysenka, který v té době patřil ke světové špičce. Jakožto mladý nadějný doktorand pracoval na ambiciózním Stalinově plánu zavést chov dobytka i v mrazivých sibiřských pustinách. Jeho cílem bylo vyšlechtit hovězí dobytek schopný přežít do –60 °C a živit se přitom sněhem, lišejníky a muklokostní moučkou. Jeho práce začala ve Vladivostoku, kde si vybral plemeno Korova Kosmomoloděmižonanskaja, o kterém soudil, že bude nejvhodnější k soudružské genetické převýchově. Každou další generaci přesídlil o 1° severněji, přičemž jejich genofond obohacoval postupným křížením s vlkem, hranostajem, octomilkou, stachanovcem, hrachorem, vodkou, Leninovými spisy a občas i se sebou, když to na něj přišlo. Jakožto politicky uvědomělý soudruh samozřejmě nezapoměl svým kravám promítat Mrazíka a předčítat úryvky z knihy Jak Čuk a Gek a jejich parta daleko od Moskvy kalili ocel. Jeho elán a důsledné lpění na lysenkovsko-mičurinské linii brzy přinesly ovoce. Sovětský vůdce, slunéčko naše, náš drahý soudruh a neomylný generalissimus Josif Vysralionovič Stalin ho za jeho zásluhy odměnil Doživotním řádem Zlatého gulagu. Šlechtění pokračovalo i po Sarachpalinově tragické smrti, když ho umlátil opilý dozorce v lágruKategorie:Cenzurováno uklouzl na banánové slupce během své rekreace na Krymu. Vyšlechtěné sibiřské plemeno se na jeho počest začalo nazývat jeho jménem. Po rozpadu SSSR byl šlechtitelský program opuštěn, krávy byly sežrány hladovými Čukči nebo prodány za flašku vodky americkým farmářům na Aljašce. Tím byla genetická linie zachráněna, byť pod poangličtěným jménem Sarah Palin. Kráva tohoto plemene je nadprůměrně inteligentní, a tak není divu, že to brzy dotáhla na guvernérku Aljašky a možnou kandidátku na amerického prezidenta.
  • Sarah Louise Heath Palin is a American politician, author, speaker, and political news commentator and the former Governor of Alaska. She was the Republican Party's vice presidential candidate in the 2008 election, running with John McCain. She appeared prominently in the Season Twelve episode, "About Last Night...".
  • Sarah Palin (February 11, 1964 - November 4, 2008) is a minor character in the series.
  • Sarah Palin, née le 11 février 1964 à Sandpoint dans l'Idaho est une femme politique américaine membre du Parti républicain et gouverneur de l'Alaska où il fait très froid. C'est pourquoi elle fit cinq enfants dont trois filles sans importance et deux garçons auxquels elle a souhaité donner des noms d'écureuil : Track et Trig. Sarah vient d'être proposée au poste de vice-président des États-Unis par John McCain qui lui a promis qu'il n'en n'avait pas pour plus d'un ou deux ans à vivre.
  • Sarah Palin is a Scun who moved to Libaterra in search of work and eventually ended up as a receptionist in the Garden of Earthly Delights, a high class brothel located in Alent. She's rather sardonic and lecherous but also dim-witted, which often infuriates her boss Calista Cypher.
  • Scary beyond all reason.
  • To protect her adopted son Nemo from being killed by Stan in "Season's Beatings", Hayley sends off Nemo to Alaska to be raised by Sarah Palin and become the future Anti-Christ. In "The Unbrave One", Stan paints Steve's room into a nursery honoring John McCain's bravery when Francine thinks she may be pregnant. Stan paints a mural honoring him choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate when he didn't know anything about her. She is voiced by Wendy Schaal.
  • Sarah Palin (born February 11, 1964 under the full name Sarah Moosejaw Oil fetish Heath), was the Governor of Alaska for half a term before she sketchily resigned for no apparent reason. But until 7AM on an August morning in 2008, few people in the other 49 states knew who she was...or cared to know. On August 29, 2008 Senator John McCain named her nominee for United States Vice President, also for no apparent reason. As vice presidential candidate Palin's extreme rhetoric was even called a threat to Democracy (newsflash, Palin IS a threat to Democracy!) As governor of Alaska she fired her ex brother in law, and got her husband a job as an executive with the BP company. She collaborated with Ted Stevens over a controversial pipeline that did some trouble to Canadian first nations. Later, she tried to cover that up . Sarah Palin hates polar bears; she believes they are evil and likely believes them to be the devil's abomination. She even tried to persuade the Bush administration to remove polar bears from the Endangered species List to acquire more land space for oil drilling . Fortunately, Americans had enough sense not to elect McCain or her they lost badly. She might have run for president in 2012 with Joe the Plumber as a running mate. There may have been no Republican better than she is, which is saying a lot. At least Palin and Joe stood for something, Romony just flip flopped. Palin wants Carly Fiorina to be more like Donald Trump .
  • Un giorno nel Paradiso Terrestre, agli albori dell'umanità, Dio, stanco di vivere solo nell'universo, decise di staccarsi una costola per condividere tutte le gioie della vita con una donna. Dalla carne del divino nacque quindi Sarah Palin, la prima donna (degna di lui), e dalla loro unione scaturì quella stirpe di uomini che, in tempi moderni, occuperà l'area del Texas. Ma si sa, la donna è debole e cade facilmente nelle tentazioni, così tradì il divino con quel simpaticone di Satana travestito da serpente. Neanche a dirlo Dio (a cui nulla sfugge) si infuriò come una belva, condannò Belzebù a vivere in eterno negli inferi dicendo: «arriverà un giorno in cui Madonna ti schiaccerà la testa ». Mentre non potendo uccidere la Palin, dato che era impossibile uccidere la carne della sua stessa carne, la privò del cervello e la rilegò in una landa desolata così fredda da impedirle di trombare per l'eternità. Fatto questo maledì tutte le donne, condannandole a partorire con lo stesso dolore provocato da un calcio in culo.
  • Sarah Louise Palin (Listeni/ˈpeɪlᵻn/; née Heath; born February 11, 1964) is an American politician, commentator, and author who served as the ninth Governor of Alaska from 2006 until her resignation in 2009. As the Republican Party nominee for Vice President in the 2008 election running with the Republican presidential nominee, Arizona Senator John McCain, she was the first Alaskan on the national ticket of a major political party and the first Republican woman nominated for the vice presidency. Her book Going Rogue has sold more than two million copies. She was elected to the Wasilla City Council in 1992 and became Mayor of Wasilla in 1996. In 2003, after an unsuccessful run for lieutenant governor, she was appointed chair of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, responsible for overseeing the state's oil and gas fields for safety and efficiency. The youngest person and first woman to be elected Governor of Alaska, Palin held the office from December 2006 until her resignation in July 2009. Since leaving office, she has endorsed and campaigned for the Tea Party movement as well as several candidates in multiple election cycles. From 2010 to 2015, she provided political commentary for Fox News. On April 3, 2014, Palin premiered her latest TV show, Amazing America with Sarah Palin, on the Sportsman Channel. On July 27, 2014, Palin launched an online news network, the Sarah Palin Channel. Sarah Palin, while serving as Governor of Alaska, was nominated as the first female candidate of the Republican Party for Vice President of the United States. Following the nomination, her public image came under close media scrutiny, particularly regarding her religious perspective on public life, her socially conservative views, and a perceived lack of experience. Palin's experience in foreign and domestic politics came under criticism among conservatives as well as liberals following her nomination. A poll taken by Rasmussen Reports just after the Republican National Convention in the first week of September 2008 found that Palin was more popular than either Barack Obama or John McCain; however, this perception later reversed. At the same time, Palin became more popular among Republicans than McCain. A February 2010 ABC News/Washington Post poll showed 71% of Americans felt Palin lacked the qualifications necessary to be President of the United States.
  • Sarah Palin got a TV Series on her Tweets, but there was a protest on December 12, 2012, and it was replaced with Family Guy after they found out how much Sonic, Zelda, and Guiyii fans hated it so much. The last episode was called "I am a N00b". She wrote about she and George W. Bush are all n00bs. She also appeared in George W. Bush's TV Series, where she ate the flowers he gave her.
  • Sarah entered the PTA when her oldest son Trak brought home an illicit copy of "Where Waldo?" Noting that Waldo was dressed like a Parisian dingleberry, Sarah vowed war againist Waldo and all of his allies in the Democratic Party. Sarah dominated the school board like no other person, seeing as though the only other living beings on the school board were an American eagle, a humpback whale, and a moose (which she shot in "self-defense" from a helicopter shortly after joining the board, turned into stew and feed to the rest of the council). Realizing her lust for power was growing, but that no one would elect an androgynous man, Sarah had a sex change operation in 1995, the results of which we see today. The gamble worked, and she was elected mayor in 1998 by a vote of 1 to 0. In 2002, she was Elected Governor of Alaska by default because her boat reached Juneau first and she claimed the capitol for herself. Apparently, everyone else was busy with the annual Seward Salmon Derby. Unable to quench her ravanous lust for power, she phoned John McCain in the middle of the night. A confused McCain gave her his credit card number after she claimed he won a special Senior-POW-Senators-Only prize. Thus she blackmailed her way onto the 2008 ticket... which has worked out great for her.
  • Sarah Palin ist ein kryptozoologisches Wesen, das eine tragende Rolle in der Mythologie der USA einnimmt.
  • Sarah Louise Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the Governor of the U.S. state of Alaska. Palin was a member of the Wasilla, Alaska, city council from 1992 to 1996 and the city's mayor from 1996 to 2002. After an unsuccessful campaign for Lieutenant Governor of Alaska in 2002, she chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004. She was elected Governor of Alaska in November 2006. Palin is the first female governor of Alaska and the youngest person elected governor of that state. Palin was the Republican Party's vice-presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election, on the ticket with Senator John McCain. Palin was the second female candidate and the first Alaskan candidate of either major party on a national ticket, as well as the first female vice-presidential nominee of the Republican Party.
  • Sarah Palin a.k.a. Sarah Louise Palin was the half term Governor of Alaska from her election in 2006 until her resignation on July 3, 2009. She gained notoriety as the controversial 2008 Vice Presidential running mate of John McCain and has struggled to achieve positive public attention since then. Notwithstanding a six figure lecture fee earned in Hong Kong, she has been able to schedule few lectures. Her memoir, Going Rogue, was reportedly written in only four months. See the Village Voice Cartoon Review
  • <default><i>Unknown</i></default> ProfessionUnknown Youtube ChannelNone AgeUnknown ReligionUnknown BornUnknown ResidenceUnknown StatusUnknown Eye ColorUnknown Hair ColorUnknown Sarah Palin is a Republican escort woman. She is most notable for running for Vice President in 2008 alongside some old fuck and losing miserably, more than likely for just being Palin. Some people think she's hot, but they're gross human beings.
  • Sarah Palin is an Eskimo who eats tons of Polar Bear sandwiches every day. She is quite dim-witted since she believes that humans evolved from apple pies, and that Kwanzaa is the Martian planetary holiday. She was first discovered by an eskimo tribe in the North Pole by a certain elf named Josef Stalin. After taking her to Santa Claus, Santa told the 2-year-old to go fry her brains, since she had so much brain damage. Just then, an army of cactus people abducted her and flew away. Using his jet-powered supersled, Saint Nick shot the Cacti spaceship down with an AK-47. Somehow, Palin ended up in Alaska, and we have yet to figure out why the heck they made her a Governor. 1)Palin vs. Obama Palin once said that the best ice cream sandwich is an African one. Obama then replied with "What does that have to do with politics???" Palin then said that people shouldn't vote for Obama because he was a way better speaker than McCain. Obama remained silent. Then, when asked whether or not global warming was affecting Alaska, Palin said, "Look, I don't know about you guys, but Alaska's pretty darn cold." Once again, Obama remained silent. 2)Palin vs. Clinton Clinton first attacked Palin by saying that she had no real experience whatsoever. Palin replied, "Experience is a funny word, it reminds me of Shakespeare, because, you know, Shakespeare is a funny name." Clinton then claimed that Palin wanted to continue the war with Iraq. Palin said, "What's a Iraq?" 3)Palin vs. Biden Palin attacked first saying that Biden ate too much mooncheese and farted. Biden then said that Palin was absolutely nuts. Palin rebuttled by saying, "I likes ca-shoes." Biden stood by his previous comment. 4)Palin vs. McCain This is one of the more mysterious debates. After McCain chose Palin as his running mate. Palin somehow "debated" with him. McCain told Palin that she would keep him from becoming president. Palin said that global warming was melting her ice cream sandwich. McCain shook his head in agony.
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