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| rdfs:label | - The First Lunar-American War
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| rdfs:comment | - The First Lunar-American War was a conflict between the United States of America and the Moon that began in June, 2009 and ended in April, 2010. This conflict was started over accusations by President Barack Obama that the Moon had been stockpiling nuclear weapons. The CIA had gathered numerous intelligence reports that these weapons were being stockpiled on the southern half of the Moon. Confusion and mutual distrust grew as the Moon remained silent throughout these accusations. Many attempts to reconcile the situation through diplomacy ultimately failed as the Moon declined to release any statement involving the issue. After an initial attack by the United States in mid-2009, the war remained relatively low key. As the budget for the war began to grow, however, due to misappropriation of
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| Territory | - Locations on the southern pole of the Lunar surface that were claimed by the United States for colonization were formally ceded back to the Moon at the cessation of hostilities in April 2010.
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| Casualties | - Unknown
- Military dead:
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Total dead: 1
- *US Army: 0
*US Marines: 0
*US Air Force: SSgt Juan Rodriguez
*NASA: 0
Civilian dead:
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| Result | - Surrender of the United States of America.
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| abstract | - The First Lunar-American War was a conflict between the United States of America and the Moon that began in June, 2009 and ended in April, 2010. This conflict was started over accusations by President Barack Obama that the Moon had been stockpiling nuclear weapons. The CIA had gathered numerous intelligence reports that these weapons were being stockpiled on the southern half of the Moon. Confusion and mutual distrust grew as the Moon remained silent throughout these accusations. Many attempts to reconcile the situation through diplomacy ultimately failed as the Moon declined to release any statement involving the issue. After an initial attack by the United States in mid-2009, the war remained relatively low key. As the budget for the war began to grow, however, due to misappropriation of funds by the U.S. Congress, President Obama eventually acquiesced and declared his intent to surrender to the Moon in a speech at Kennedy Space Center on 15 April, 2010. Obama also called for an immediate cessation of all combat operations, which occurred the same day, thus resulting in a de facto end to the war. Full surrender was approved by Congress by mistake when a subsection of the Shark Conservation Act of 2010 carried a provision for formal surrender. Representative Barney Frank (D - MA) slipped the provision into the bill along with an amendment that defined the nature of shark reproductive capabilities. As the bill was fast-tracked for passage and was 742 pages long, no one realized the provision was in the bill and it passed both the House and Senate. President Obama signed the bill into law on 4 January, 2011, formally ending the war.
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