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| rdfs:comment | - See also kangaroo-jockeys, bonzer blokes and raging alcoholics. Urban Australia was founded by English convicts, or to put it another way, England's rejects. Urban America was founded by English puritans, or to put it another way, England's weirdoes. Although the difference between convicts and weirdoes is great, the bottom line is that both countries were formed by people the british were glad to see the back of.
- Australians also routinely dominate the English at their own sport, cricket, and every other sporting endeavor known to man. Which is coupled with an apparent practice of bonding with each other through the use of mutual (sarcastic?) criticism. Recent surveys have shown that by age 5, Australian girls kill and skin crocodiles to make their own fashion accessories and use live snakes as skipping ropes.
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| abstract | - Australians also routinely dominate the English at their own sport, cricket, and every other sporting endeavor known to man. Which is coupled with an apparent practice of bonding with each other through the use of mutual (sarcastic?) criticism. Due to overcrowding, Aussies have started to spread across the planet, and can be found drinking themselves to oblivion in many places around the world. It's true. Look for yourself. Recently a bid has been made by most of the Australian population to start a war with New Zealand which would end quickly with a decisive victory as New Zealand's infantry consist mainly of sheep. (Recently the government withdrew this challenge on account of said sheep.) Recent surveys have shown that by age 5, Australian girls kill and skin crocodiles to make their own fashion accessories and use live snakes as skipping ropes. You can spot an Australian as being an individual with limitless personality and a friendly-sporting enmity against the poms. OZ is a country that is filled with white convicts as well as an overwhelming number of Asian immigrants who, being Asian, do not fit the stereotypical description of an 'Australian'. Australia's officially promoted image is one of multiculturalism and the popular maxim "giv'us a fair go" -- ironic in light of current FA and Immigration issues, particularly in QLD and NSW.
- See also kangaroo-jockeys, bonzer blokes and raging alcoholics. Urban Australia was founded by English convicts, or to put it another way, England's rejects. Urban America was founded by English puritans, or to put it another way, England's weirdoes. Although the difference between convicts and weirdoes is great, the bottom line is that both countries were formed by people the british were glad to see the back of. For different reasons, many people in both Australia and America are reluctant to recognise their cultural similarities. What puritan wishes to be associated with convicts and what self respectiing criminal wants to be thought of in the same vain as happy clapping christians from the american bible belt? A tiny minority of Australians are obsessed with telling the world that the average Australian doesn't wrestle crocodiles, drink beer and live on BBQ's but we know the truth. They love the stereotypical image of themselves just as americans love being thought of as islamaphobes who all carry guns, drive 4X4's and talk incessantly about how they were abducted by aliens on the way home from disneyland.
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