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  • Behind You
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  • He was shocked to one day find a note on his wall which read ''LOOK BEHIND YOU.'' Being superstitious as he was, Robert spent the rest of the day staring at that note, unmoving, thinking to himself, “What happens if I turn around? Will it kill me? Will it be the most hideous thing I've ever seen?” the question plagued him for about 18 hours, until he fell asleep.
  • Stuff being BEHIND YOU!!1one!1shiftOne! without your knowledge/consent has been a natural occurrence since the dawn of time (4004 B.C.) The first written account of stuff being BEHIND SOMEONE! was when Judas was exercising his new found Jew Claw abilities behind Jesus's back. The second written account was of course when Jesus was comfortably "fastened" to the cross, though this is disputed because a cross isn't exactly something that's behind you without your knowledge/consent. As history continues, more and more written accounts were made. Many involving mythological creatures. For example, bigfoot is most likely behind you, or someone you know, right now. Vampires (while not myths, 'CAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY REAL) often stalk prey (i.e. you) while being behind them. Other things that often
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  • Stuff being BEHIND YOU!!1one!1shiftOne! without your knowledge/consent has been a natural occurrence since the dawn of time (4004 B.C.) The first written account of stuff being BEHIND SOMEONE! was when Judas was exercising his new found Jew Claw abilities behind Jesus's back. The second written account was of course when Jesus was comfortably "fastened" to the cross, though this is disputed because a cross isn't exactly something that's behind you without your knowledge/consent. As history continues, more and more written accounts were made. Many involving mythological creatures. For example, bigfoot is most likely behind you, or someone you know, right now. Vampires (while not myths, 'CAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY REAL) often stalk prey (i.e. you) while being behind them. Other things that often get BEHIND YOU are other people. When other people are behind you, it generally means one of two things. One being that they just happen to be behind you, the other is that they are "up to nood good", as it were.
  • He was shocked to one day find a note on his wall which read ''LOOK BEHIND YOU.'' Being superstitious as he was, Robert spent the rest of the day staring at that note, unmoving, thinking to himself, “What happens if I turn around? Will it kill me? Will it be the most hideous thing I've ever seen?” the question plagued him for about 18 hours, until he fell asleep. In the morning, Robert awoke in his bed, remembering the note, and thinking it was a dream. An hour later, Robert was getting ready for work. He was horrified when a mutilated corpse, leaking puss and crawling with maggots, dropped out of his closet when he was trying to get a tie. Remembering the warning in what now believed was not a dream, he didn't look behind himself. He was declared dead in the hospital 6 hours later, rushed there by EMTs when the local hospital received a mysterious call from the someone who was presumed to be the person who fatally wounded Robert. Inscribed on Robert's gravestone are the same words said by that caller: “He died because he didn't look behind him."