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| rdfs:comment | - Every Batman needs his Robin, and Alan Colmes, known to his colleagues as "la chucha", plays that part on Fox News's Hannity and Colmes. Argumentatively speaking, Colmes provides the liberal Japanese village to Sean Hannity's conservative Godzilla — for precisely 10.4 seconds, the speaking time alotted in Colmes' contract. See, liberals? Fox is Fair and BalancedTM! After the show, a stooped and bleeding Colmes cleans up the green room and buys rounds at the bar for Hannity's crew.
- Alan Colmes (b. 1950) is an American political commentator best known for his talk-radio show and for co-hosting Hannity & Colmes on FOX News. Kermit the Frog made appearances on his FOX program, including one to promote It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie.
- Alan Colmes is currently one of the few liberals on Fox News. He was the Liberal Party of Fox New's Hannity and Colmes. He left the show at the start of 2009.
- Alan Colmes (born September 24, 1950) is an American television and radio talk show host who is best known as a co-anchor with Sean Hannity of Fox News Channel's political debate program Hannity & Colmes. Colmes also hosts the nationally syndicated radio program The Alan Colmes Show for Fox News Radio.
- Colmes was sent to Fox News to subvert and undermine the Fair and Balanced news stylings of Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity and infect it with the liberal virus. The liberal virus causes a person's brain to be increased in size and makes them believe things such as "the Iraq war is immoral and illegal" and "helping your fellow man is a virtuous act." It also causes cardiac leakage, as the patient's heart begins to bleed. Since all liberals are evil witches (even the male ones) their hearts can bleed (they can care for other people) for an indefinite amount of time without dying. If a conservative began to care about another person for more than ten seconds, he would most certainly die.
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| Caption | - Alan Colmes-Eye brow tragically stuck in that position
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| abstract | - Colmes was sent to Fox News to subvert and undermine the Fair and Balanced news stylings of Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity and infect it with the liberal virus. The liberal virus causes a person's brain to be increased in size and makes them believe things such as "the Iraq war is immoral and illegal" and "helping your fellow man is a virtuous act." It also causes cardiac leakage, as the patient's heart begins to bleed. Since all liberals are evil witches (even the male ones) their hearts can bleed (they can care for other people) for an indefinite amount of time without dying. If a conservative began to care about another person for more than ten seconds, he would most certainly die. Colmes was hired by Fox after they laid off every homosexual, woman, and minority working for them to make sure no one would try to call Facts News conservative. The only reason he remained was to bring him up every time they got those accusations.
- Every Batman needs his Robin, and Alan Colmes, known to his colleagues as "la chucha", plays that part on Fox News's Hannity and Colmes. Argumentatively speaking, Colmes provides the liberal Japanese village to Sean Hannity's conservative Godzilla — for precisely 10.4 seconds, the speaking time alotted in Colmes' contract. See, liberals? Fox is Fair and BalancedTM! After the show, a stooped and bleeding Colmes cleans up the green room and buys rounds at the bar for Hannity's crew.
- Alan Colmes (b. 1950) is an American political commentator best known for his talk-radio show and for co-hosting Hannity & Colmes on FOX News. Kermit the Frog made appearances on his FOX program, including one to promote It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie.
- Alan Colmes is currently one of the few liberals on Fox News. He was the Liberal Party of Fox New's Hannity and Colmes. He left the show at the start of 2009.
- Alan Colmes (born September 24, 1950) is an American television and radio talk show host who is best known as a co-anchor with Sean Hannity of Fox News Channel's political debate program Hannity & Colmes. Colmes also hosts the nationally syndicated radio program The Alan Colmes Show for Fox News Radio.
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