| rdfs:comment | - Money Talks was the tenth episode of Series 7 and the 90th episode of Casualty overall.
- "Money Talks" is a song performed by the Alan Parsons Project, appearing on the album Gaudi in 1987. The song appeared in the Miami Vice episode "Red Tape".
- "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
- At the Krusty Krab, a customer wants to sit at a certain table. Two elderly people (Old Man Jenkins and Mary) are already sitting there. SpongeBob said the customer could sit at the table when they are done. The guy said he would pay $5 if he gets it now. Mr. Krabs agrees with this offer, and kicks the old people out. Mr. Krabs then says "Money talks" and SpongeBob asks him, "Did it tell you to kick those old people out?" Mr. Krabs likes the idea and wishes he could talk to money.
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| abstract | - Money Talks was the tenth episode of Series 7 and the 90th episode of Casualty overall.
- "Money Talks" is a song performed by the Alan Parsons Project, appearing on the album Gaudi in 1987. The song appeared in the Miami Vice episode "Red Tape".
- "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
- At the Krusty Krab, a customer wants to sit at a certain table. Two elderly people (Old Man Jenkins and Mary) are already sitting there. SpongeBob said the customer could sit at the table when they are done. The guy said he would pay $5 if he gets it now. Mr. Krabs agrees with this offer, and kicks the old people out. Mr. Krabs then says "Money talks" and SpongeBob asks him, "Did it tell you to kick those old people out?" Mr. Krabs likes the idea and wishes he could talk to money. Later at his house, Mr. Krabs forces the money to talk. Of course, it dosen't. Mr. Krabs then shouts he wants to talk to money. The Flying Dutchman appers and said he would grant his wish if he sells his soul. Mr. Krabs takes the offer, and the Flying Dutchman throws pixie dust on him. Mr. Krabs wakes up. He thought it was a dream, until he hears his money talk. At first he is delighted. He takes all the money from his safe at the Krusty Krab and takes it home. The money told Mr. Krabs they want to be spent. He spent some of it on princess clothes, corn dogs, and diapers. Mr. Krabs tells the money he can't spend all of them. Mr. Krabs tries to put the money in a bag, give it to SpongeBob, and ask him to bury it, but that makes him lose the money and he takes the bag back. Mr. Krabs is restless, and shouts "Take this curse away!" The Flying Dutchman appears and is about to take Mr. Krabs's soul, but he said he already sold his soul. Suddenly, a group of ghosts said Mr. Krabs sold his soul to them. The Flying Dutchman is upset, and sees SpongeBob, and asks "You too, SpongeBob?" and SpongeBob responds "He was 5 bucks short on pay day."
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