| abstract | - The first song was used as evidence of snuff movies made by the band as a robot horribly murdered was last seen in 1984 on a dancefloor with the lead singer and much like a modern day happy slapper he recorded it and used it as lyrics. Police are also questioning the band about a young lad they made sit in the cold drumming all day and night until someone had him brutally killed with a baseball bat, the band were said to be low on funds for a proper music video. Their debut album, "Whatever People Say About My Mum That's What She's Not" sold 360 copies in its first week alone, setting the record for the most copies of an Arctic Monkeys album ever sold. The record was broken the following week, when the same album sold 363,735 non-digital copies. Their second album, "Dry Wet Dream" sold 43 copies in the first ten hours, which, by all standards, is quite an achievement, especially for Monkeys. Their third album is tentatively entitled "Bumhug" and will be released sometime in 1964. The Arctic Monkeys formed in 1902, and currently has four members:
* Al
* Godrich
* King-Kong (Replacing Jack Nicholson)
* Ringo 'the Dingo' Ringo. These guys are just, amazing. Indie is sick (and so am I, after all those gimlets), but now due to the Arctic Monkeys it's not only sick, it's been shaped as the most epic thing ever. Arctic Monkeys have released some truly wonderful specimens of utopic sounds such as 'Gaystorm’, ‘I Bet Your Nan Looks Good On My Penis’, ‘The View From Your Mum's Hairy Arse’, ‘Hairy Bum’ and ‘When the Clothes Go Down(They Already Have)’. Alex Turner is a talented, successful, babyfaced genius. He deserves to be raped by Borat’s hot sister and give oral sex to the hottest prostitute as reward for his work, and indeed, band. And my God, he doesn't 'alf hav' good whanger-slap skillage. Hopefully, with a bit of luck and a following wind, they will all win all the awards and acclaims they deserve.
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