| abstract | - Cejha Laurens-Edric (Born Robert Antony Judd on 26th June 1979) is a failed Jewish British Actor/ Comedian. Schooled at Gable Hall School, Corringham, Essex. With intentions of becoming a doctor. Cejha became famous for being the boy who just blends into the background. Cejha lives alone (which is his choice, albeit second choice.) Cejha is currently working on a sci-fi comedy project named the Arkelino. Quotes: That’s the worst practical joke, since two members of the Hitler Youth broke into Auschwitz to tamper with the plumbing. Ah Human Flesh! Apparently it tastes just the same as pork chops, mind you what do I know I’m Jewish! Racism is coming back though, so much so that down my street I heard this bloke say to this “Black Fella” and I quote ‘Get back on the fucking banana boat you jungle bunny’ and I thought banana boat, jungle bunny, I haven’t heard that in years, who would have thought ten years ago that we’d suddenly have retro racism. Americans say Baysil, while we say basil, we say Edinburgh, they say Edinburg, ‘cos their thick, they say Fair & Democratic Due Process, we say Racist. Psychopathic, Vote Rigging, Ultra Conservative Cretins, funded by the petrochemical elite and run by the religious right & Jewish lobby in order to maintain world domination for fat, under-educated world minority who only want a government so they have a petty excuse to blow up sand niggers, even though they don’t know where the fuck they are. How ever they did us the Simpsons, so every cloud. This isn’t a very good look to have half Argentinean Defender, half International Terrorist. ‘Thatcher Child, Thatcher Child, I was born a Thatcher Child, you were too as is she, so take the poor and Fuck ‘em. Yeah!’ Have a Jewish Easter - Nail a Hippy to a tree.
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