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| rdfs:comment | - The Battle of Bosworth was fought in England in 1485. Richard III seemingly died in the battle, but his place was taken by William Shakespeare. Richard went to 1597 and took his place in history. (AUDIO: The Kingmaker)
- That should have been that for the Lancastrians but in 1483 Edward IV died whilst trying to row off his excess body fat in a fishing expedition. His son Edward became King Edward V but needed to have his fancy dress day out (a coronation) to be 'King in the eyes of God'. But Edward was still in short tights so a regent was required or 'protector' as the title was then called. Dead Ed's brother Richard Duke of Gloucester stepped forth and then stepped over the bodies of everyone who got in the way. Richard then persuaded his mother Cecily to state that Edward IV was really her son by a long bowman called Jack the Cad and was therefore the late king was a bastard and his children 'bastardettes'. Edward V had his coronation cancelled and was told to stay in the Tower of London to think about
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| Strength | - Around 5,000
- Around 14,500
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| Commander | - Richard III†
Hacked Up†, Bootiful Duke of Norfolk†
- Henry Tudor , Marquis de Sade
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| Caption | - Little people fighting over little things
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| Casualties | - Broken plates. Missing horses. Loose teeth.
- Richard III and a few other blokes
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| Result | - Tudors trounce Plantagenets
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| combatant | - Red Lancastrians
- White Yorkists
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| Place | - Bosworth Field, Leicestershire
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| abstract | - That should have been that for the Lancastrians but in 1483 Edward IV died whilst trying to row off his excess body fat in a fishing expedition. His son Edward became King Edward V but needed to have his fancy dress day out (a coronation) to be 'King in the eyes of God'. But Edward was still in short tights so a regent was required or 'protector' as the title was then called. Dead Ed's brother Richard Duke of Gloucester stepped forth and then stepped over the bodies of everyone who got in the way. Richard then persuaded his mother Cecily to state that Edward IV was really her son by a long bowman called Jack the Cad and was therefore the late king was a bastard and his children 'bastardettes'. Edward V had his coronation cancelled and was told to stay in the Tower of London to think about what next he wanted to do with his life. Richard helped him with that by adding Edward IV's younger brother Richard (Little Dickie). The two boys sent Richard a note that read We would like to disappear and travel the world. Their uncle granted them the first wish but 'forgot' the second. Now as King Richard III, the new monarch saw treason and dissent all around and had many people locked away. There was a rebellion and Henry Tudor sailed over to see if he could help but the rebels were defeated. Richard ordered another round of executions and asked the Duke of Brittany 'What Price that Welsh Leek?' in the hope his rival would meet his maker either there or as a prisoner back in England.
- The Battle of Bosworth was fought in England in 1485. Richard III seemingly died in the battle, but his place was taken by William Shakespeare. Richard went to 1597 and took his place in history. (AUDIO: The Kingmaker)
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