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| rdfs:comment | - What someone, somewhere is calling: “What a waste of time.” ~ Oscar Wilde “The most useless article of the century!” ~ Nobody is coming to a computer screen near you never! The creator of such pointless works as UnTeletext and Passive Drinking Brings you Yet Another Useless Article. An article from people you have never heard of by a group so mysterious they don't exist. An irrelevant viewpoint gives it 1 star. “1 star!” ~ A pointless quote you have already heard about This article will keep you uninformed till the latest opportunity and use You won't be gripped until the last moment.
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| abstract | - What someone, somewhere is calling: “What a waste of time.” ~ Oscar Wilde “The most useless article of the century!” ~ Nobody is coming to a computer screen near you never! The creator of such pointless works as UnTeletext and Passive Drinking Brings you Yet Another Useless Article. An article from people you have never heard of by a group so mysterious they don't exist. An irrelevant viewpoint gives it 1 star. “1 star!” ~ A pointless quote you have already heard about This article will keep you uninformed till the latest opportunity and use stupid jokes stolen from somewhere else that you've heard about 3 times already. “"Fuck, this article is pointless!” ~ One Bemused Reader “"Wow, that was shit!” ~ Another Equally Befuddled Reader You will read pointless facts that will not even be useful as pub trivia. By the time you read the full article you will have seen the better bits already around 5 times before. You won't be gripped until the last moment. This article will be the most important waste of your time since your birth.
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