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| rdfs:comment | - Pastel-shaded boxes are rectangular wooden containers, stained in lively yet subdued colors, painted with colorful messages, and photographed for display on the internet.
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| Message | - Here's that second box I told you about. Sorry it came up so late after the first one. I hope nobody thinks it's a land invasion.
- Count the boxes. One if by land, two if by sea. If you are crosseyed, please check with a neighbor before making any particular plans.
- Pastel-shaded boxes have been known to cause cancer in yeti.
- I need to use the bathroom before we invade Canada. Do you have the key to the wash closet?
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| Heading | - Excuse me, sir.
- Hey populace.
- WARNING.
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| abstract | - Pastel-shaded boxes are rectangular wooden containers, stained in lively yet subdued colors, painted with colorful messages, and photographed for display on the internet.
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