| rdfs:comment | - These efforts began shortly after the emu became extinct, overused as the secret ingredient in Kentuckistan Fried Chicken. Not to be confused with cloning, since no sheep are involved. At first, the only successful emulation occurred in computer simulations, which looked and acted only somewhat like a real emu, and tasted more like pineapples. However, in 1992, Bill Gates introduced WinEmu, which sold more than six copies.
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| abstract | - These efforts began shortly after the emu became extinct, overused as the secret ingredient in Kentuckistan Fried Chicken. Not to be confused with cloning, since no sheep are involved. At first, the only successful emulation occurred in computer simulations, which looked and acted only somewhat like a real emu, and tasted more like pineapples. However, in 1992, Bill Gates introduced WinEmu, which sold more than six copies. WinEmu, although an important step for emulation, looked and tasted more like a killer whale. Nevertheless, this emulation has been followed by eighty-three upgrades and redesigns, the most current being WinEmu XP, which looks, acts, and tastes almost exactly like a Canadian. Currently the most advanced step in emulation has been achieved by Al Gore, who created an emu utterly indistinguishable from the real thing, completely out of used Popsicle sticks. This emulation was quickly bought by Colonel Sanders and was quickly processed into half a bucket of extra crispy chicken wings. However Colonel Sanders quickly sprinkled 11 different herbs and spices on this along with 3 radioactive isotopes including radon, uranium, and something else but it can't be identified by the current massive team of 2 scientists trying to figure what it could be. Hey it couldn't be done any faster, maybe if Bill Gates wasn't so cheap they'd find that last ingredient, until then they just let Mr. Sanders have his way, and they went to a new emulator.
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