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  • Max Stirner
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  • As soon as Stirner was born, the local priest claimed the child to be the Antichrist. He was the kind of kid who stepped on bugs for fun. However, eventually, he realised he needed a better hobby, because of the inconsequentiality of the bugs. When he got into college, he found this hobby, as the rest of us did too, in philosophy and drugs.
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  • As soon as Stirner was born, the local priest claimed the child to be the Antichrist. He was the kind of kid who stepped on bugs for fun. However, eventually, he realised he needed a better hobby, because of the inconsequentiality of the bugs. When he got into college, he found this hobby, as the rest of us did too, in philosophy and drugs. At Sunday services, he randomly yelled out, "Nice Spooks Nerd!" Sadly, in 19th-century Germany, such children were not assigned an Individual Educational Plan and pumped up with drugs until they are loopy. Thus, he came to assume that his outbursts were correct and began to fashion a complete philosophy around them. A key component of his dogged persistence with his philosophy is the fact that someone kept him fed.