| rdfs:comment | - Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein (April 26, 1889 – April 29, 1951) was an Austrian philosopher who contributed several ground-breaking ideas to philosophy, primarily in the foundations of logic, the philosophy of mathematics, the philosophy of language, and the philosophy of mind. His influence has been wide-ranging, placing him among the most significant philosophers of the 20th century.
- Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein, (26 April 1889 - 29 April 1951) was a Austrian philosopher.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (ur. 26 kwietnia 1889 w Wiedniu, zm. 29 kwietnia 1951 w Cambridge) – austriacki filozof.
- Born in 1889 in Vienna, The Austro-Hungarian Empire, Ludwig Wittgenstein was the son of a famous Viennese iron and steel magnet and Simone Weil, a Christian Platonist, anarcho-syndicalist mystic and ruthless businesswoman, Wittgenstein was the 5th of thirteen brothers, all of whom (except himself) were named after famous homosexual Russian composers (Tchaikovsky I, Tchaikovsky II, Tchaikovsky III etc), and all of whom committed suicide in World War I (“the war to end all wars” until World War II, thought by many military historians to be far and away the best war ever and unlikely to be emulated, although world leaders are working on it). A 14th brother, the pianist-prodigy Paul Tchaikovsky XIII Sane-Wittgenstein Liebenstorm, lost both arms in a poker game on the way to a forced labor camp
- thumb|Ludwig Wittgenstein, Schwafler par excellance Ludwig Ludolf Lumbert Lucius Lurmelus Wittgenstein, genannt Schorsch, war der Autor der bedeutendsten philosophischen Werke überhaupt. Unglücklicherweise versteht sie keiner außer ihm selbst. Darüberhinaus haben Ingenieure in der zweiten Hälfte des 20. Jahrhunderts alle seine Schriften bis auf viereinhalb Seiten in den Philosophischen Untersuchungen als falsch identifiziert, obwohl das in die Reihen der Philosophen noch nicht vorgedrungen ist.
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| abstract | - thumb|Ludwig Wittgenstein, Schwafler par excellance Ludwig Ludolf Lumbert Lucius Lurmelus Wittgenstein, genannt Schorsch, war der Autor der bedeutendsten philosophischen Werke überhaupt. Unglücklicherweise versteht sie keiner außer ihm selbst. Darüberhinaus haben Ingenieure in der zweiten Hälfte des 20. Jahrhunderts alle seine Schriften bis auf viereinhalb Seiten in den Philosophischen Untersuchungen als falsch identifiziert, obwohl das in die Reihen der Philosophen noch nicht vorgedrungen ist. Wittgensteins Wirken fokussierte sich hauptsächlich auf die Natur der Sprache. Das allein ist schon die erste Lachnummer, da seine Schriften dermaßen undurchsichtig und blutleer sind, dass da im Leben kein Sprachprofi am Werk gewesen sein kann. Weil er jedoch clevererweise seine Ausfälle dann schnell als zur Philosophie gehörig deklariert hat, wurde ihm die Behauptung, Experte für Sprache zu sein, schließlich doch wieder abgekauft (unter den Blinden ist der Einäugige König). Eine seiner Hauptthesen war, dass die Bedeutungen von Wörtern genau betrachtet immer irgendwie unklar sind und keiner sie so richtig definieren kann. (Selbst schuld, wenn man sich auch mit einem Haufen Philosophen rumtreiben muss …) Er führte aus, dass die Sprache mit ihrer inhärenten Fluffigkeit unseren Verstand verhext wie Salz eine Suppe salzig macht. Seine Strategie war allerdings – Trommelwirbel – der Einsatz von genau derselben Sprache zum Verfassen von einem Haufen Texte über die Thematik, was selbstverständlich das Pendant ist zum Einsatz von Salz, um einer als versalzen erkannten Suppe beizukommen. Sich auszumalen, inwieweit das hingehauen hat, bleibt als kleine Übung dem Leser überlassen. (Die Philosophen haben unterdessen noch nichts davon mitbekommen, weil sie es hysterischst ablehnen, von ihnen gekochtes auch selber zu essen.)
- Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein (April 26, 1889 – April 29, 1951) was an Austrian philosopher who contributed several ground-breaking ideas to philosophy, primarily in the foundations of logic, the philosophy of mathematics, the philosophy of language, and the philosophy of mind. His influence has been wide-ranging, placing him among the most significant philosophers of the 20th century.
- Born in 1889 in Vienna, The Austro-Hungarian Empire, Ludwig Wittgenstein was the son of a famous Viennese iron and steel magnet and Simone Weil, a Christian Platonist, anarcho-syndicalist mystic and ruthless businesswoman, Wittgenstein was the 5th of thirteen brothers, all of whom (except himself) were named after famous homosexual Russian composers (Tchaikovsky I, Tchaikovsky II, Tchaikovsky III etc), and all of whom committed suicide in World War I (“the war to end all wars” until World War II, thought by many military historians to be far and away the best war ever and unlikely to be emulated, although world leaders are working on it). A 14th brother, the pianist-prodigy Paul Tchaikovsky XIII Sane-Wittgenstein Liebenstorm, lost both arms in a poker game on the way to a forced labor camp in Siberia, which misfortune did not deter him from composing a Piano Concerto in B Flat for Nose, Tongue and Stump, for which a piano with 3-inch wide keys had to be specially made, together with an alternate version for Two Left Feet, with Shortened Legs. Considered ‘a total retard’ (in the politically correct language of the time) by his parents until, at the age of 7, he built a 50-foot high, fully-functional paraffin-powered space rocket out of paper clips and bits of scrap metal, Wittgenstein spent most of his childhood worrying about being a burgeoning pervert and Jew to boot. He was a Jr. High classmate of Adolf Hitler at age 14 at the Realschule in Linz, where he witnessed (for a small charge) young Addie fellating a German shepherd (canine not human) in the physics lab. From then on, Addie, badly bitten, and one bollock shy (yes, it is true, the Führer was unitesticular and died intestate), would not use the affectionate term "Du" for him, later writing about the impressionable and stuttering boy's inability to keep secrets in Mein Kampf ('English title: 'My Fascist Camp.'). In fact, Hitler's anti-semitism can be traced back to his school days with Wittgenstein, when Hitler became insanely jealous of Wittgenstein's physical resemblance to Rudolph Valentino and his spiritual resemblance to (the "Unborn") David Bowie, and especially jealous of his onanistic prowess, Hitler never managing to masturbate to his own final gratification more than three times a day. The Wittgenstein family residence was at the centre of cultural life in Vienna and many famous and distinguished men would drop in for polite civilised conversation and to use their inside toilet. Among these were Sigmund Freud and Adolf Loos, the architect of modern functionalism. No one was ever quite sure what the two men did in the toilet together but they would spend as much as a quarter of an hour in it at a time. It was one of those things that could not be spoken about and so was passed over in silence. After permanently alienating the great mathematician and logician, Gottlob Frege, at the age of 17 by defecating in his newly-blocked hat after an argument over the 7 times table, Ludwig spent the next two years camped outside Bertrand Russell's rooms at Cambridge University, constantly communing with nature and confessing to a local Catholic priest (though he wasn't a catholic); living on a diet consisting solely of cured pig scrotum, and taking long solitary country walks while working on revolutionary designs for a lead kite. Then, in 1914, he suddenly and unexpectedly joined the Cambridgeshire People's Republic of Swinging Bells and Balls, a local group of amateur campanologists and nudists. Wittgenstein eventually worked up the courage to approach Russell who was soon persuaded that he was exceptional when he realized he didn’t understand a word he was saying. Wittgenstein asked Russell straight out whether he thought he was an idiot. To which Russell replied, “Why do you ask?” Wittgenstein said, “Because, if I am, I’ll become a philosopher, but if I’m not I’ll become an acrobat.” Russell said he was perfectly suited to being a philosopher. Russell then suggested he write an essay during the vacation on a philosophical subject of his choice. Wittgenstein did so and when he had read just the opening sentences, which were: All women have vaginas. A vagina is not a penis. Only men have penises. Therefore no women can be philosophers. he knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was dealing with a man of genius.
- Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein, (26 April 1889 - 29 April 1951) was a Austrian philosopher.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (ur. 26 kwietnia 1889 w Wiedniu, zm. 29 kwietnia 1951 w Cambridge) – austriacki filozof.
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