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  • Vance Degeneres
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  • Vance seems to be somehow related to the famous lesbo Ellen Degeneres. As both their names show, they are degenerate. This is all we currently know about him. He also is the cave man on the Geico commercials, and no, he is not wearing a costume. He is also thought to be the originator of the New Orleans band Vince Vance and the Valiants, famed for a large beehive hairdo and back up boog-a-loo dancers. Hmm This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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  • Vance seems to be somehow related to the famous lesbo Ellen Degeneres. As both their names show, they are degenerate. This is all we currently know about him. He also is the cave man on the Geico commercials, and no, he is not wearing a costume. He is also thought to be the originator of the New Orleans band Vince Vance and the Valiants, famed for a large beehive hairdo and back up boog-a-loo dancers. Hmm This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.