rdfs:comment | - Arpaio is unfortunately supporting Donald Trump for President of the United States in 2016.
- Sheriff Joseph M ."Joe" Arpaio or "America's Toughest Sheriff," as he likes to be known, is the Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona, Destroyer of Spics, and lover of the color pink. He was born, as all Great Americans are, at the right place and the right time on Flag Day, June 14, 1932 during the Great Depression in Springfield, Massachusetts, the home of big-motherfucking-hand-cannon manufacturer Smith and Wesson. His parents were Italian immigrants. His Great Power was apparent at his birth, during which he killed his mother. He was raised in poverty by his father, a stereotypical Italian grocer, and his extended family. In 1958, he married his wife, Ava, and had two children, the ultra-masculine Rocko and Shelly, the girl who meant it when she said, "If my dad finds you here when he co
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abstract | - Sheriff Joseph M ."Joe" Arpaio or "America's Toughest Sheriff," as he likes to be known, is the Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona, Destroyer of Spics, and lover of the color pink. He was born, as all Great Americans are, at the right place and the right time on Flag Day, June 14, 1932 during the Great Depression in Springfield, Massachusetts, the home of big-motherfucking-hand-cannon manufacturer Smith and Wesson. His parents were Italian immigrants. His Great Power was apparent at his birth, during which he killed his mother. He was raised in poverty by his father, a stereotypical Italian grocer, and his extended family. In 1958, he married his wife, Ava, and had two children, the ultra-masculine Rocko and Shelly, the girl who meant it when she said, "If my dad finds you here when he comes home, he'll kill you!" He has four grandchildren.
- Arpaio is unfortunately supporting Donald Trump for President of the United States in 2016.
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