| rdfs:comment | - Texas Chainsaw Massacre is published by DC Comics under the WildStorm imprint. Current price per issue is $2.99.
- texas chainsaw massacre is a 2013 slasher film and a remake of the 1974 film of the same name. it stars ashley tisdale, josh peck, michael caine, kane hodder, johnny depp, matt bennett, lindsay lohan, and dylan sprouse.
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a 1974 American slasher film set and filmed in Texas (gasp). It follows the story of a group of teenagers who inadvertently stumble across a cannibalistic family hidden in the woods. This trend carries on through most of the movies, with both a rising body count and a rising budget. The original film was banned in several countries and hundreds of theaters around the world. For the time, it was a shockingly gory film with incredibly offensive content, though by modern standards it seems almost tame.
- A bunch of college students, who'll doubtlessly be killed later, as college students are wont to do, are driving aimlessly down some road in the middle of Texas. They stop for a hitchhiker, who is revolted when they begin cutting themselves and jumps out of the car. The only way to kill leatherface is to defeat him in a pokemon batttle The end. So Remember; You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter! If you are a guard for the Lakers, HIV does not affect you
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| abstract | - A bunch of college students, who'll doubtlessly be killed later, as college students are wont to do, are driving aimlessly down some road in the middle of Texas. They stop for a hitchhiker, who is revolted when they begin cutting themselves and jumps out of the car. They stop at a house that appears to be empty, and one of them goes in to investigate to prove he's cool and macho so he can get laid. But then, Leatherface comes along and drags him inside. The other students scream for a bit, then they go in too. Leatherface deposits them in chairs and ties them up. They hear a chainsaw revving and manage to cut the ropes on a nail to escape. As they run out, they see a room filled with carcasses and speculate that it's human meat. They get back in the car and try to drive away, but they see the hitchhiker from earlier, who shoots out their tires and drags them back to the house. Leatherface ties them up again, but they manage to escape again (he just doesn't learn, does he?) and run out into the road. The hitchhiker follows them, but gets run over by a monstrously exaggerated American truck. They attempt to flee but, Epic Fail. The only way to kill leatherface is to defeat him in a pokemon batttle The end. So Remember; You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter! If you are a guard for the Lakers, HIV does not affect you
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre is published by DC Comics under the WildStorm imprint. Current price per issue is $2.99.
- texas chainsaw massacre is a 2013 slasher film and a remake of the 1974 film of the same name. it stars ashley tisdale, josh peck, michael caine, kane hodder, johnny depp, matt bennett, lindsay lohan, and dylan sprouse.
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a 1974 American slasher film set and filmed in Texas (gasp). It follows the story of a group of teenagers who inadvertently stumble across a cannibalistic family hidden in the woods. This trend carries on through most of the movies, with both a rising body count and a rising budget. The original film was banned in several countries and hundreds of theaters around the world. For the time, it was a shockingly gory film with incredibly offensive content, though by modern standards it seems almost tame. It is still praised as one of the best horror films in history, forming several important genre tropes, such as having a massive, hulking main character, the use of power tools as weapons, and of course the gore. The sequels... more of a mixed bag, at best. Recently the remake series has revamped the series, adding little in terms of feats but focusing a lot more on the family of cannibals, rather than asinine teenage scum.
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