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| rdfs:comment | - Warrington, twinned with Minas Morgul, is a small independent principality, inhabited by "Wanna be Scousers" and is located between the surpeme republic of Scouseland and the home of the STD, Madchester. The country has been a dictatorship ever since Kerry Katona passed the "Enabling act" after the "Reichstag Hally well jones stadium fire" and when she stupidly wisely introduced the Donut as common currency.
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| settlement type | - Town, Borough or preverbial Toilet.
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| Area Code(s) | - Over der- by the guy with the ASBO
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| government type | - Her Grace, Lady Kerry Katona
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| Religion | - KFC, Henleys and Sports Direct
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| Elected political party | - None- the local populace did not understand the term "Free election".
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| Town name | - Warrington, Democratic Republic of Fartville, United peoples of Dole Scoungers
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| Motto | - "Furtum, stupra, rapinas"
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| Local Authority | - Community Officers, various gangs and thugs, Hitler Youth
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| abstract | - Warrington, twinned with Minas Morgul, is a small independent principality, inhabited by "Wanna be Scousers" and is located between the surpeme republic of Scouseland and the home of the STD, Madchester. The country has been a dictatorship ever since Kerry Katona passed the "Enabling act" after the "Reichstag Hally well jones stadium fire" and when she stupidly wisely introduced the Donut as common currency. Currently a province within the Evil omnipresent Empire of IKEA, it has won "Cesspit of the year" four years running and has predicted to remain so until the apocalypse-which apparently happened last week, last year, yesterday, the 21st of December 2012 and the 25th of June 2021. To the rest of the towns in Cheshire, Warrington is that cousin who you don’t particularly like and never visit because they live in an awful area and their house smells a bit but you have to invite to family gatherings because their mother, your Auntie Gertrude, died when they were 17 and they’ve been weird since so you feel a bit sorry for them and try to be polite. Neighboring village Runcorn is the love-child of Warrington and Widnes. Notable people from Warrington are Kerry Katona and, well there was C.S Lewis but nobody gives a shit about him. There was that Rick fella, but he was from Newton le Willows, I think. Cheshire attempted to get shut of Warrington, along with Widnes, Runcorn and Wigan during the great cull of towns that occurred in Lancashire and Cheshire during the Potato famine of 2009. While they were successful in palming off undesirable areas to the newly created Merseyside and Greater Manchester, Warrington proved to be an inoperable cancer that Cheshire had to learn to live with. Poor Cheshire.
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