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| rdfs:label | - Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
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| rdfs:comment | - There are many skills in Dark messiah of might and magic. Most of them weapon skills. Sword skills: The most used skill in the world, mostly referred to as "Great, I can hack and slash faster now". Dagger skills: Skills for those who like to sneak, but since the sneak skill is useless, this weapon skill is referred to as "Tooth Picking skill". Stealth skills Generally coupled with dagger skills, these skills also suck. Foot skillsUpgrading this allows you to set your foot on fire, increase maximum kick length and speed and set your kick on lighting. The highest level skills are vampiric kick,
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| Platform | - Microsoft Windows XP, Nintendo Gamecube, Nintendo Wee
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| Title | - Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
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| abstract | - There are many skills in Dark messiah of might and magic. Most of them weapon skills. Sword skills: The most used skill in the world, mostly referred to as "Great, I can hack and slash faster now". Dagger skills: Skills for those who like to sneak, but since the sneak skill is useless, this weapon skill is referred to as "Tooth Picking skill". Staff skills: We still don´t know why the creator put this shit into the game. It is said to be good at striking a group of enemies to the ground, but since no one in his right freaking mind brings a twig to a swordfight, this skill is often followed by general pwnage dealt by your enemies. Referred to as "I think not". Stealth skills Generally coupled with dagger skills, these skills also suck. Foot skillsUpgrading this allows you to set your foot on fire, increase maximum kick length and speed and set your kick on lighting. The highest level skills are vampiric kick, Magic skills: The total ownage skill in every non-shitty game. But that was changed in Dark Messiah of might and magic, since the only spells the player can ever learn are the useless "Summon Chicken" or "Dark Vision" (which ironically paints the world around you in blue, not dark). Referred to as "Developer Humor", although also known as "WTF".
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