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| rdfs:comment | - The white-van kidnapper asks the kid if he wants some candy or offers him a cute little puppy. This is the tip-off, as puppies are rarely sold from vehicles. By the time the kid protests that he only wanted a Cap'n Crunch bar--and how come there are no stickers and prices on the side of the van?--it is too late. A small number of white vans are not kidnap vehicles. The roofs hold ladders and PVC tubing to protect levels or measuring sticks. Inside is a very bad driver.
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| abstract | - The white-van kidnapper asks the kid if he wants some candy or offers him a cute little puppy. This is the tip-off, as puppies are rarely sold from vehicles. By the time the kid protests that he only wanted a Cap'n Crunch bar--and how come there are no stickers and prices on the side of the van?--it is too late. A small number of white vans are not kidnap vehicles. The roofs hold ladders and PVC tubing to protect levels or measuring sticks. Inside is a very bad driver.
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